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  • Saccharomyces

    Ummmm, sarge, I’m not sure this new cut-price ghillie suit is gonna cut the mustard……

  • cows4me

    “The strawberries are magnificent this year but it’s bloody murder keeping the peasants at bay”

  • out2lunch

    “now you see me, now you don’t”

  • spollyike

    Yeah, i’m confident that with this new camouflage the Chinese made for us we can win WW3.

  • PlanetOrphan

    North Korean “Most notorious blogger” award ceremony is about to start ….

  • Yes Dear Leader, I will stand in front of the south guns as they will not see me, let me show you.

  • starboard

    ..fucking triffards !

  • Justsayn

    And now that you are invisible you may remove your clothes

  • sidshiva

    Budget camouflage no match for minature soldiers

  • Liberty

    Liberate me

  • Dave

    My next Career will be in the Green party in NZ, I read about Metiria Turiea and have same qualities as her, but have better dress sense and am much slimmer and more attractive than her. I can boss many men around just like her. I wear green to appeal to her party.

  • Justsayn

    Tell me Bob, what is the point of the silly hat?

  • The Haircutter

    Apache Attack Helicopter cannot see me now!

  • Simo

    My other bush is of bonzai proportions Dear Leader

  • Eating grass does wonders for the complexion

  • Mr_Blobby

    I’m only in the Army so I can feed the family. Don’t tell dear leader.

  • Justsayn

    So, you refuse to shoot? We have no room for tree hugging communists here! You must move to New Zealand where tree hugging communists can prosper.

    By the way, you might want to dye your hair ginger.

  • Catweasel321

    I call it the “John Key’ for most inappropriate WTF statement in a potential war zone.

  • North Korean propaganda machine gets silly girl to create a distraction so everyone is looking at her (and will not realise the guns are empty because they have no ammo)

  • Kacanga

    So sorry, I was so hungry I ate the rest of my camouflage.

  • BJ

    See – we aren’t all just clones – I am an individual with my own dress sense

  • Chris Fleming

    What do mean you can still see me?

  • Anonymouse Coward

    You say there is a company in the South that makes telephones you carry around in your pocket and people can ring you up even when you are out in the country on army manoeuvres. No way! You are having me on.

    Next you will tell me they also make devices where you can move objects around inside by dragging your finger across its surface.

  • steve and monique

    Gwapes of waff.

  • Lion_ess

    One of my favorite clothing patterns is camouflage. Because when you’re in the woods it makes you blend in. But when you’re not it does just the opposite. It’s like “hey, there’s an asshole.”