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  • JeffDaRef

    Meanwhile, in Upper Hutt…

    • Michael

      Damn, can’t beat that.

  • Cam Slater’s choice as the next National list MP

  • If dad had used this, I wouldn’t be stuck with you lot

  • Travis Poulson

    Susan Devoy taking her Race Relations job seriously.

  • Tookinator

    “… and then David Shearer did to me what he’s going to do to the country if he gets in.”

  • Tookinator

    “…Trevor told me it was a cure for hiccups.”

  • amerikiwi

    The Aristocrats!

  • dumbshit

    there’s one in the pram and one doing circuits out of shot as well

  • Dumrse

    NO..! We are going to Walmart, end of story.

    • Random66

      I was going to say I didn’t know Walmart had a Grill Station.

  • steve and monique

    No you cant play “hide the sausage.”

  • steve and monique

    Rolf Harris told you where to put his sausage

  • “We’re Greens! We don’t eat meat and we certainly don’t use electricity, matter of fact, what the hell are we doing indoors, I should be squatting in a hot pool to give birth right now!”

  • blokeintakapuna

    “You think you like sausage now? Strewwwwth. In 10 years time…

  • johnbronkhorst

    Remember…stay away from anything this shape….it makes you fat!!!