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  • PlanetOrphan

    Whitehouse reaction to John Keys’ rendition of “Happy Birthday Mr President”

  • Colin Cloudesley

    President —“GEEEEEEEEE did you drop that”
    Lady—-” Oh shit he is behind me, can’t look”

  • emmess74

    I told you that the federal government propping up zombie companies would not turn out well.

    • dumbshit

      after 8years and the shit is really hitting the fan,it will still be george’s fault though

  • Muzza

    Get on the end of this, and back up!

    • amerikiwi

      Surprise!

  • Ronnie Chow

    Jesus , the ghost of Prescott just farted .

  • Barbara Bush, thinking she knew all the waiters and janitors at the White House, gets an answer to her question “so what job do you do?”

  • maninblack

    put it away george!!

  • Steve (North Shore)

    “That is just so wrong, I wonder if she knows she shit her pants?”

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    I got a call that Sheep is the PM of NZ now……

  • XM16E1
  • Betty Swallocks

    Barbara “I’ve always wanted to ask how you ended up as President.”

    Obama “Well, I was planning to be a tennis pro, but after pulling it like this for a few years I wrecked my elbow. Someone said that the best career options for a wanker were Law or Politics, so I ended up here.”

    Barbara “Holy shit! It’s true.He does have his full name tattooed on it.”

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