Does my bum look big in this?



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  • Richard McGrath

    That might be slightly unfair, as there may previously have been a car parked in front of this one with it’s bum protruding into this person’s parking space.

    • Never in the dark…..

      Like a BMW 7-series……

      • Steve (North Shore)

        Or a fuckin Audi

        • Never in the dark…..

          Oi! My Audis (plural) know where the lines are drawn!

  • cows4me

    The other car might be queer.

  • Bunswalla

    Car is occupied – she was just reversing out but stopped to give a midget a blowie. It could happen to any of us.

    • BJ

      Don’t be sexist – it was most likely a husband to be and his husband to be.