“Don’t you start mate, just don’t you start”

Parked outside Parallel Imports East Tamaki on Monday afternoon.

When this prize jerk pulled up. I asked “Did you see it’s a disabled park?”

The reply: “Don’t you start mate, just don’t you start”


Well done Bathroom Impressions.

And, there’s more  



On Set?  Wonder if that’s someone we know?

…sorry about poor quality pic, wife took it as we were driving past.

Blaming the wife?  Can’t have been your driving then.



Whale Army, it is time we step this up a notch.

Attached to this post is a PDF of our special “Parking Ticket”.  Download and print a few.  Stick them in your wallet, keep some in your car, or if you work somewhere and you oversee a parking area, keep some at work.

Take the photo, email it to the tipline, and issue a WOBH Parking Ticket.



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  • Fantastic idea. Printing out some “tickets” right now!

  • Ronnie Chow

    Hey Clint , are Tradesmen and Polynesians exempt for parking infringements ?

    And tell your friends not to use the services of that arrogant , entitled cunt from Bathroom Expressions , ph 0210787336 for all enquiries regarding bathroom renovations .

    • LabTested

      I sent him a polite text message and got a reply. This is a fun game. Full his inbox guys (but be polite)

      • Justsayn

        Post an ad somewhere with a very good deal on driving lessons and his mobile number as the contact.

  • It is all pretty rude – I am reluctant to mention any names on whaleoil, but anyone wanting to look up Onset Limited to see who this oaf is, or any other oafs (or is it Ovi?), http://www.companies.govt.nz

  • Rob M

    Relating to Pic#3 and several other pics you post regarding parking… Sometimes you have to park like this due to some other muppet that has hugged the line and then left… just bear this in mind when wopping pics up willy nilly.

    • Mr_Blobby

      Would make a good car plank picture, will do one for my collection.

      • Mr_V4

        Looking forward to the pièce de résistance, the double axel trailer in the supermarket carpark. Should be good for at least 6 parks. With lengths of timber hanging off, maybe more.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Pic 3. It’s an off road vehicle, and about the only time the cork soaker will take it offroad

    • Mr_Blobby

      You need to get out more steve.