Dopey Facebook Posts

Politicians, Facebook, Twitter….just say no.


Can anyone work that one out?

Stuffed if I know what he is on about. Anyone got any clues?



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  • Mark

    Maybe Cam had Gareth Morgan around for dinner?

    • Dave

      Ah, no disrespect to Cam, but Cam and Gareth at the dinner table, what would the conversation be ??

  • Big Bruv

    Perhaps he thought that the cat slept on Cosgrove’s head?

  • Cam (Calder) is a very bizarre man. I offered him this feedback in 2010:

    Having just labored my way through listening to your speech
    on the Local Government (Auckland Law Reform) Bill, I feel that I need to offer
    some feedback. You speech was totally off topic and a load of drivel.
    I’m can’t understand what you’re trying to contribute to the debate.

    To this day, I’m still struggling to understand what Cam contributes..

  • Pita

    Despite what was going on all around…”the cat slept on”… perhaps?

  • Ronnie Chow

    There is a ‘Great Leader’ amongst the light green/dark coalition , nicknamed ‘The Cat’ , silently waiting in the wings ?

    • johnbronkhorst

      Now that’s a leep…and a bit cryptic

  • johnbronkhorst

    Hippie talk for a bored or tired guy??

  • Dave

    The Cat is Clint, chief adviser to the Greens! Clint was exhausted advising Hughes on so many “Good Ideas”

  • Lofty

    The cat slept on……safe in the knowledge that when the cops come calling it was not the purrpatrator.

  • Lofty

    The cat slept on…safe in the knowledge that he IS Chairman Miaow!

  • Lofty

    The cat slept on……content and satisfied after eating more than it fair share of Mice cream cones!

    Last one I promise

  • Bunswalla

    The cat slept on…. the burning deck
    Whence all but he had fled
    He woke and jumped on Morgan’s bed
    And shat upon his head

  • Lion_ess

    Trevor Mallard and Cam Calder should link up and inundate each other with their social media ramblings – maybe Clare Curran should join in – hers are mindless as well.