Face of the Day

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  • For a minute I thought that was Lindsay Lohan in Scary Movie 5. Then I realised the red orbs were eyes, not nostrils. My mistake.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    “Oh my God, you lefties just can’t stop it will the old shit”