Flatting 101

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  • Frack’s sake.

    Get knife.

    Cut up brocolli

    Start rice (you know how to cook rice? if not, there are cheap rice cookers at the Warehouse) or pasta.

    Boil a kettle. When rice is ready, put cut up bits of broccoli in that for about a minute then drain the water away.

    Add salt (soy sauce). Break open a can of fish (sardines, tuna, whatever).

    You now have a meal. Sheesh.

    • Orange

      woah, lost me at the cut up broccoli section.

    • Mediaan

      Yum. Sounds nice, too.

  • Jimmie

    That’s a fake Pete. no way that is a flat stove – its way too clean.

  • PlanetOrphan

    Eat it raw M8!, clean it, then eat the fluffy bits … RAW … ya wont need anywhere near as much, cookin it destroys the calcium M8!
    The calcium lives in the tips of the growth.

  • Lion_ess

    Broccoli stem is yummy. Peel off the out green layer, slice it and eat it raw – one of the nicest raw vegetables – um – you can throw the flowerettes away, or very lightly steam them if you must.

  • LionKing

    It’s the ginger nut cooking isn’t it?

  • starboard

    broccoli…the devils vegetable…Id rather eat a kilo of brussel sprouts that have had the arse boiled outa them

    • pidge

      How about some Sproucel (Sprouts and Celery)?

  • Steve (North Shore)

    If you do that to broccoli, I wonder where you got the brain to light the gas stove