It would be an interesting conversation, if only she’d pick up

Clark & Shearer


Shearer: Sheesh Helen is bloody hard to get hold of.

Clark: Fuck me, does he ever stop ringing…thank god for voicemail

There you go have at it folks.


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  • In Vino Veritas

    I see you’ve used one of those photos doctored by Labour that make her look better!

    • Dave

      Her…….. I thought is was a picture of Helens husband wearing her clothes

  • cows4me

    Mumbles “Pick up you old cow”
    She Beast “Dawn it’s mumbles, she’ll I tell him his cheque is in the mail…….”

    • sarah

      Lol shouldnt the answer be: I’ll put it in that undisclosed bank account you had especially for the UN payment…

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Sheep: Communist Dictator – good news, I have nailed the Naked Emperor in the GCSB saga!!

    Commie Dictator – Good job Sheep, will appoint you in UN soon…

  • GregM

    Mumblefuck: Answer the goddam um, err, phone!
    Dominatrix of the world: Him again! If he’s let slip about my offshore bank accounts….

  • spollyike

    Oh shit i knew it! Now he wants his old job at the UN back! The sense of entitlement my comrades have is beyond belief….

  • PlanetOrphan

    Shearer: Hey Grant!, Apparanetly it’s illegal to spy on NZers, we’re gonna have to stop M8!
    Grant Robertson: Hang on I’ll just check with Helen M8!

    Helen Clark: FFS , you morons I told you to stop 6 months ago!.

  • dumbshit

    thats definitely a three paper bag model; one for her one for h2 and one for the dog so he dont have to watch

  • Troy

    For all her failings, and there are many, Helen and her lover Heather know not to surround themselves with losers. Shearer should have learnt that by now.

  • johnbronkhorst

    DS:- MRP shares look good, but can’t buy any, it would look bad.
    HC:- shut up dickhead, I already instructed my broker to buy!!!

  • johnbronkhorst

    DS:- “I’m a little teapot short and stout here is my handle and here is my ….um err emm?”
    HC:- I’m calling cunliffe now!

  • Patrick

    From that photo I assume Clarke & Kim Jong-Un share the same hairdresser – or maybe gardener…

  • steve and monique

    What do you mean “stop fucking around and grow a pair”. Helen you still there,hello,hello.