Mars Rover $800M. Operating Cost $1B. Drawing a penis on Mars? Priceless

via NASA

via NASA


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  • I hope it is circumcised

  • Wondered where Colin Craig went after his last piece :P

  • spollyike

    So if we didn’t spend over 1billion a year appeasing the pakemao’s, NZ’ers could enjoy a small space progamme, go figure!

  • Anonymous4001

    This is how Earth will get wiped out by aliens.

    • Steve (North Shore)

      There are no Aliens, but Earth will get wiped out by psuedoaliens – otherwise known as stupid people

  • LionKing

    It’s even got a smoking head

  • cows4me

    Shit they got politicians on Mars to and they talk about as much sense.

  • dumbshit

    two sheila’s fighting over the joy sticks in the first picture

  • thor42


  • Colin Cloudesley

    Looks like Gareth Hughes to me, as he is into Aliens and he looks like a dick!!!