No, just no.

While the Boston Police and other forces hunt the last bomber, seemingly unaware they have been infiltrated by gay guns.
If any of my mates brought along a firearm with a pink stock I’d leave them both in the bush.

Or maybe it is now standard procedure for Boston Police to have all…wait for it…’pump action’ shotguns in pink?



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  • Orange

    I’m a Boston Cop and I’m ok… la lala lala

  • thor42

    It *has* to be a Photoshop job….. isn’t it…..?

    • Travis Poulson

      Nope, it’s an unedited still taken from CNN live tv a few hours ago.

      • mark

        Was listening to the Boston cop radio feed and they did ask for “less lethal” shotguns which I assume they are to take the 2nd guy alive. Very pretty tho =)

        • Travis Poulson

          The got him, its all over. Hiding in a boat in someones back yard like vermin.

          • mark

            Was listening last night I mean’t

  • Blair Mulholland

    What, this blog doesn’t support gun equality now? What if some gay kid committed suicide because you mocked his pink gun? Oh the humanity…

  • LabTested

    It’s the Gay Onslaught that Maurice Williams was warned about!

  • Gazzaw

    Might help stop you silly buggers mistaking each other for deer.

    • Travis Poulson

      Doesn’t stop dumb people gaz. Any munter with a clean police record, good referees and passes the easy test can get a firearms license. Unfortunately they can’t screen for intelligence, common sense and personal responsibility. Even people wearing blaze still get shot, which puzzles me. Last weekend a mate and I were in the Kaweka’s looking for sika and we saw a bloke and his son pop out of the scrub across on the other ridge in bright orange. stood out like dogs balls. I have no idea how people get shot. ‘Identify Your Target’ is one of the 7 basic rules.

      • Bunswalla

        Fuck me, that bar is set ridiculously high. Move to the states mate, no questions asked, no matter what colour, calibre or capacity the gun.

  • Ronnie Chow

    That would be to identify what rounds are loaded , possibly ?

    • Travis Poulson

      Rainbow rounds.

      • Ronnie Chow

        Strong men are really touchy around reddish sensitive energy .

    • Mark

      Correct Ronnie,less lethal rounds.Orange is a more popular color :) But hey while the perp is laughing at the color you can refine your sight picture!

  • Rodger T

    Dunno ,whats worse ,having a pink shotgun or being shot by a pink shotgun?

    • Oh. Thanks a LOT. Now I’ll be awake all night.

  • Nechtan

    What does it matter what colour the weapon is?? The Amazon huntress a couple of months ago had several pink weapons, no one gave a fat rats…lets get down with it; a 12g regardless off any “fancy” slings, rails etc… is still a 12g and will make a hole I can see through, end of story. So far as I can see they are all in good hands.

  • Bunswalla

    I’m sure it’s pink to support breast cancer awareness. Reminds me of the old one about the tough guy that goes into a milkbar and orders a banana split. Girl behind counter: do you want your nuts crushed? Hero: do you want your tits shot off?

  • Jester

    Was just wondering about those pink shotguns.

    Do you think when you fire them, instead of going bang they just go ‘poof’?

  • Grizz30

    mybe it is a gay police officer

  • Just as in life, the pink bits are the vital parts of the gun. They are highlighted to give the user an advantage during full-on midnight shit fights with Chechyen rebels. The young bomber will no doubt agree that these guns still shoot straight.