Parking at Sky City, someone was thoughtless

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C*** parking at Sky City parking lot yesterday. Forced me and
a whole row of other parkers to have to squeeze close together.



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  • cows4me

    “parkers”?, shouldn’t that be punters.

    • Mr_Blobby

      You mean suckers

      • spollyike

        The greens would say “victims”.

        • Mr_Blobby

          Showing your victim mentality. Nobody forces people to gamble. But if the Communist Greens ever get into power, there will only be one way there way. All dissent will be ruthlessly put down.

  • Saccharomyces

    My usual technique in cases like this (if I don’t have a passenger) is to park as close as possible to the offending vehcile, like close enough that they can’t open their door. I does lead to a risk of damage to your car though.

    • spollyike

      Only possible if you yourself have a shitty car eh?

      • Saccharomyces

        Meh, company car, no worries. Haven’t had a single damage incident yet, but I’m just aware that one day it’ll happen.

  • Mr_Blobby

    Was feeling a bit thirsty. Now Whale Boy how about coming clean, truth and reconciliation time.

    How would you rate your parking at the hub outside McChucks this morning.

    I would have a photo but you saw me getting my camera ready and moved off, rather quickly, plus the sun was behind you so it would have been washed out.

    • unsol

      I see you are at it again with you car version of planking….funny stuff blob. That’s 2 now…..3 and you might be a trendsetter! :)

      • Mr_Blobby

        Some prick in a NZ Courier van parked in front of me and I had to reverse out.

  • reacharound

    real exciting stuff…

  • metalnwood

    No doubt if everyone left and someone took a photo of your car you would look like a dick for not parking in the middle when there was no one else around.

    I would bet that half these photos are of cars that were forced to park badly themselves because of other people, I fail to see where this, the longest continuing saga in WO history, is going.

    • spollyike

      It’s your car isn’t it? Come on own up….:)

    • Mr_Blobby

      With the pole next door I don’t think that applies here. But the shit box is typical of the type of car in the VIP car parking areas.

    • Dumrse

      You must be a newbie or you clearly don’t know what longest means.

  • Mr_V4

    Perfectly legitimate to park this way, esp. if casino is running a “lucky park” competition, then it would make sense to be in as many parks as possble in case your number comes up.