Timaru reporting in


Muppet parking in Timaru



Whale Army, it is time we step this up a notch.

Attached to this post is a PDF of our special “Parking Ticket”.  Download and print a few.  Stick them in your wallet, keep some in your car, or if you work somewhere and you oversee a parking area, keep some at work.

Issue a WOBH Parking Ticket, take the photo and email it to the tipline.



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  • hahahaaha… oh no don’t tell me they got asian drivers in Timaru now…Just not good for our image…Pls tell me it’s a Kiwi

  • Gazzaw

    Quite obviously the driver was under some pressure with the rush hour traffic.

  • Rodger T
  • unitedtribes

    Is there actually enything wrong with this. Other than being a bit untidy. Get a fucken life

    • Travis Poulson

      Ah the good ol’ mentality of ‘kiwi sport’ from schools years ago. You don’t have to succeed, just try your best. Some of us applaud mediocrity, some of us do the job properly.