Tweet of the Day

(the one at the end)




Most of his constituents wouldn’t even know what a “fiddie” looked like.

Once again a Labour MP shows just how out of touch they are with their electorate.


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  • Mr Sackunkrak

    A whole new experience for the rutting pig, never held anything more than a fiver in his life.

  • Andy

    Don’t they have credit cards?

  • Sponge

    God he is a knob.

  • Jester

    Perhaps he has wised up to the fact that having a pocket full of fiddys is handy when tipping hookers.

    • Hazards001


  • Travis Poulson

    Dumb comment by John Reid: “If Novopay had written the software…..”

    Novopay IS software you cock.

    Witty comment fail.

    • boristhefrog

      Bazinga! Aren’t Labour flunkies stupid….

    • Lion_ess

      I struggle with why people tweet this shit in the first place. Hello I’m so self important that folk will want to know this trivia about my tax-payer funded life

      • Travis Poulson

        Good ol’ first world problems.

        • Lion_ess

          Well, tweet is a tool for tools (in my view). Although I must say that I can link to some interesting threads from Kiwiblog (without having an account) and I haven’t seen any way to link to Twatter threads from here.

  • Brian of Mt Wellington

    What a cock. Why do people broadcast useless pieces of shit like this. Is he full of that much self importance to tweet that. Its like people on Facebook who take photos of their dinner and then post it. WHO GIVES A FUCK, I DON’T.

    • Gazzaw

      That’s social networking for you Brian. As you rightly say who gives a fuck. I would love to know how many million productive hours are wasted by otherwise intelligent people on reporting pure and utter trivial crap to other otherwise intelligent people who bother to read it.

    • Troy

      Self-importance is Mallard’s calling card – always has been. Struts around parliament like a peacock in heat – no wonder people laugh at him so much.

  • Patrick

    No way I would put a $50.00 note in a pay machine – way too hard to earn it no way I would risk losing it.

  • blokeintakapuna

    …and it’s not likely someon would “shout” him the parking cost… They’d just shout at him more like..

  • toby_toby

    Mallard is approaching this in completely the wrong way. The silver lining on this cloud is that he now has plenty of change for parking. He can toss his $47 of change in his coin tray and park 15 more times and still have change left over!

    He can toss a coin to 47 buskers!

    He can buy a whole lot of food from the McDonald’s Loose Change menu and give it to homeless people! (Labour still cares about impoverished people, right?)

    He can buy breakfast for a classroom of kids who have bad parents!

    He can drop his change in a bunch of Poppy collection boxes and not even take a poppy!

    Seriously, what sort of an asshole complains about having money? Sure, it’s coins instead of notes. Man, what a drama! Personally, I don’t mind a bit of shrapnel in my pocket. I put it in the vending machine and buy junk food while it remains my right to do so. Coins are great.