Why not? It’s bloody Friesian! (Caption Contest)

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  • blokeintakapuna

    Its a BM double Mooooo

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  • steve and monique

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    • dumbshit

      corners well in reverse, could be good practise for nz’ers as the country will be heading that way if that fat cow and her mob rule

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  • williamabong

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  • Anonymous4001

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  • Jimmie

    Someone got bored while mucking around with their photoshop

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    What r u doing up there you silly Cow?.

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      • cows4me

        No the bank manager has the BMW, I just have the cow.

    • cows4me

      Ha ha, smart arse :-)

      • Pissedoffyouth

        Haven’t seen you mention it, but are you dairy or beef?

        • cows4me

          Dairy POY

          • Pissedoffyouth

            Good shit, most of my family do dairy

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