You didn’t park properly? Whale Oil Beef Hooked!


Whale Army, it is time we step this up a notch.

Attached to this post is a PDF of the above “Parking Ticket”.  Download and print a few.  Stick them in your wallet, keep some in your car, or if you work somewhere and you oversee a parking area, keep some at work.

Take the photo, email it to the tipline, and issue a WOBH Parking Ticket.



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  • LabTested

    LOL !!

    • LabTested

      Hey, someone down voted me worrying about my own parking. I think that is pretty cool, or it just proves humans are f**ked up big time

      • Hazards001

        Some lefty troll that doesn’t like the fact you’ve explained the way life actually is to them I’d expect…keep up the good work…point less down votes mean you’re rubbing the trolls up the right way!

  • Dave

    Excellent initiative Will use them here in Aussie! A new community service bought to you by WOBH

    • unsol

      A down vote? They must be a shit parker!

      • Dave

        Exactly, I couldn’t understand that one, nothing controversial or negative in my post!

        • unsol

          I get them all the time – Petal & Travis welcomed me to ‘their’ club a few weeks back. I in turn extend that welcome to you haha! Just see it as a compliment….they dislike you enough to log in & dislike :-)

        • Mr_Blobby

          That was me. Have no problem with naming and shaming cunts who abuse disabled car parks, but have a problem with small minded nit picking wingers about some one not parked exactly within a marked space, there could be a multitude of reason why they parked the way they did, namely no other option.

          • Dave

            Like walking another 10 metres from the other empty park !!

          • unsol

            But none are good enough. Anyone who parks badly is a disrespectful asshole. It is indicative of the same sense of entitlement that people who pick up WFF or benefits have. Where they think they have the right to do whatever they like, whatever suits them & to hell with the rest of us.

            There is always a choice & it is not fair to the next person if you choose to become part of or add to the problem

  • Funny but you just know that someone will get upset and involve lawyers and threats and then I will be forced to adjust the budget in order to pay off another bloody fine sigh……..
    Mind you if they make a big deal of it perhaps we could counter their threats with a public minded offer to send the details on to our local friendly traffic enforcement officer?

    Choice of suck it up and laugh at yourself (fair cop ) or go after WO and get a nice 3 digit fine?

    • hazardsareonitsok

      Technically they are breaking the law as you are required to park a car correctly to get a license. If you cannot park correctly you are unfit to drive and should have said license revoked

      • Mr_Blobby

        This is not about parking correctly this is about having somewhere to park. Who is ultimately responsible for traffic and parking planning.

        • Steve (North Shore)

          You are, so fucking park staright ok?

          • Mr_Blobby

            No Council is responsible for planning, and they fail deliberately because there is more money to be made in enforcement.

          • Steve (North Shore)

            You are responsible – vote in a decent Council

          • Mr_Blobby

            It does not matter who you vote for they are all numpties. The real power is with the bureaucrats that control the councilors.

    • unsol

      Aah rest assured wife of battler for the underdog – if there are photos proving they parked badly then they really don’t have a case!

      I think the above is a great idea but could be modified slightly – post the ticket & give a warning that if they are caught again by the ‘WO army’ a picture of their car may end up on the internet or worse get passed onto the police.

      I am not one for posting regos mainly because I don’t want to tell the world where in my area I have been.

  • jonno1

    I’ve been parking badly ever since this series started and STILL haven’t achieved WOBH notoriety. I’ll have to try harder. I know! I’ll dob myself in.

    • Mr_Blobby

      Me to. Dobbed myself in and the Whale, then he dobbed me in response, only I had already dobbed myself in.

  • Never in the dark…..
    • unsol

      I think I prefer this!

      • Hazards001

        In that case print and feel free to apply to the entitled car window..picture facing towards the passerby…hehehe

        • unsol

          I think I will – I have already left plenty of notes, always have done. :)

          Unlike blobby, I consider anyone who parks badly to be a disrespectful asshole. It is indicative of the same sense of entitlement that people who pick up WFF or benefits have. Where they think they have the right to do whatever they like, whatever suits them & to hell with the rest of us.

          I mean how difficult is it to just reverse out a little & straighten up. If someone has parked wonky & you can’t park properly yourself then don’t park there – how is parking at the expense of yet another person fair? Anyway!!!

  • GregM

    Haha! this is going to be hilarious!

  • NotForTurning

    the worse news – council parking enforcement read Whale…

  • unitedtribes

    You know with the new 30 year plan for Auckland there will be even less places to park. Thank god a ride a motorbike

  • WayneO

    Classic! Accept “fines” for removal of photo from the said “internet”

  • Hazards001

    Got it…and then can we expand it to include the videos and photos of the entitled twats that drive down the outside lane past a 100 cars queuing up to get onto motorways and then sit in the lane with indicator flashing at front of queue blocking the traffic behind them that actually wants to go straight ahead as they wait for someone with no moral fiber to let them in?

  • LesleyNZ

    Was down in Devonport today. Told my daughter-in-law to park properly.

  • rockape

    Stop taking photos, I am bored with this. Just key the arseholes. Note, This is not enciting you to crime, said only in jest!