“You f*cking eggs” – Serious or Batsh*t Crazy?

Isn’t it wonderful how enabling tech and the internet is.

I think the “chemtrails” comment gives it away.

It must be fun playing with the Sharpie before each video. 

Looks like he isn’t a fan of Betty Windsor either.

Is Desmond Wanoa?

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And just fro Travis…a guide on the weather, hunting and sport:


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  • Kimbo


  • Michael

    I figured he was bashit crazy till he said “General Authorised Administrator Peace Office Video Sound man Cup of Tea Boy Desmond Wanoa”, then I knew shit was going to get real.

  • Colin Cloudesley

    3rd video, could be Gordon Ramsay.

  • BR

    I’m surprised they’re allowed computers and internet in their cells.


    • Nechtan

      Those were my thoughts also, that and young Des is a couple of loaves of bread short of a picnic.

      • 4077th

        A couple of Kumara short of a Hangi

  • Mr_Blobby

    Hey fucktard you and what army. Maybe we should cancel his benefit, throw him out of his housing corp flat and tell him to go sleep under Grafton bridge.

    • Good idea

      • Perhaps you could enquire via Truth why the Police Commissioner is taking this bloke seriously about his arrest warrants; and what (token Maori/cuzzie bro) Police Superintendent had a meeting with this fellow yesterday???? (check out his facebook profile for the details) – what a shocking use of taxpayer money.

      • Great issue of Truth this week, btw! – give us a clue about the paedo on page 2; curious as to which large company appointed a CEO without a background check.

        • He got sacked from that job, we ran his details in the two weeks prior, and boy is the HRC upset about that…buy a paper next week to find out

  • maninblack

    fucking nut.

  • I bet he stole the computer; typical maori!

  • Greg

    Like to see him get that crap tattooed permanently on his face and see him try and get a job.

    • Mr_Blobby

      I think that is the idea. WINZ won’t hassle you to get a job if you are covered in home made facial tats, would be a waste of time.

      The correct answer should be we are cancelling your benefit until you make your self more presentable.

      Most of these retards will claim that they are employed, full time working on there TOW claims.

      • Travis Poulson

        TOW is no longer. Renamed to Iwisaver.

        • Mr_Blobby

          Think you are a bit confused there Travis. Iwisaver is the compulsory payment made by the Government on top of the TOW settlement. It also allows for a full and final settlement to be renegotiated when no body is looking.

      • LabTested

        With a bit of training he could eventually hold a Stop/Go sign

    • AzzyB

      I picked this guy up once when he was hitchhiking. I had already pulled over before I noticed full face moko. He was actually really nice guy, didn’t tell me any of these theories.

      Did tell me he spent 2 years as a guest of Government for burning down a block of flats.

      All I know is the Tattoos are real

      • Did he share with you he wants to put a bullet in your head for overstaying your welcome in his land

        • AzzyB

          No apart from the large tattoo on his face, he seemed quite normal. He did tell me where he planned to get his next tattoo, lets just say he would probably go back to his government hotel for showing it to people. He then asked if I wanted to catch up for a cup of tea some time later.

          Needless to say i didn’t take him up on the offer, the next time I saw him he was with the idiots camping in the Octagon.

  • I think we found the guy who wrote the Greens’ draft Education Policy.

  • What I don’t understand is – why the frequent and unnecessary weather reports?

    • Mr_Blobby

      You don’t seriously expect him to go looking for gainful employment when it is wet and cold, do you.

      • I don’t expect him have ever to have sought gainful employment; he is a typical socialist – wants to steal what others have

        • Mr_Blobby

          Yes but not when it is wet and cold.

  • The only thing missing in these rants is “hey, Clint”.

  • 4077th

    Haha what a fucking dried up gonad!

  • Vlad

    What’s the matter with you lot – I’m a bit unfit to go hunting with him but I’d be happy to be at the hangi.

    • GeorgeRomero

      You wouldn’t be AT the hangi , you would be IN the hangi going by what the little wannabe canibal said , like ‘white pigs eyes’ and ‘white pigs meat’ , got it?.
      Hangi is a feelgood term for ‘oven’ , lots of ‘white’ pork for the ‘ovens’ , ok?

    • Mr_Blobby

      He wouldn’t make good eating.

  • mark

    Didn’t realize the Mana party had their own international news room.

  • Mr_V4

    Blogging live from te prison cell I take it?

  • steve and monique

    Needs a red dot between his eyes,followed by 130gr of copper jacket soft point

    • Travis Poulson

      180gr, make a bigger mess. Actually, how about a 250gr black powder .50cal?

      • steve and monique

        .Some of those exploding varmint rounds would be a hoot as well

  • Travis Poulson

    Love the way this tool tries his hardest to sound intellectual and clever, reminds me of an old episode of Motorway Patrol when I cop pulls up a dreadlocked bro waving his “maori drivers license”. Unfortunately the video was removed due to the conflict in teh comments section by maori and white kiwis alike.

    • Mr_V4

      Reminds me of BillyT reading the news, getting stuck on the ‘big’ words.

      • Travis Poulson

        That too. But Billy was taking the piss, unfortunately this nutbar is deadly serious and not putting on the illiterate act.

    • Mr_Blobby

      Yes he well and truly falls into the category of so stupid he thinks hes intelligent.

  • cows4me

    Bring it on bro, some brothers here waiting for you for and your pussy mates, please come and shot on site and don’t forget the shanghai .

  • Tom

    His facebook is worth a look. What a foamy-mouthed nutter.

  • jonti

    he’s a confused fucker, check out his youtube rants which link to john wanoa bleating the same drivel.
    turns out the older idiot is wanking on about a statue that got stolen from his tahitian ancestors on easter island, i dont get it, are they fucken maori or not, as ive never seen a tahitian wearing a moko and a bone carving…but hey, call ya self any breed of human to get the right compensation package, maybe they should all be dna tested and only those with no other ethic dna traits are allowed to call themselves a certain race.

    • Travis Poulson

      Think’s he’s from Easter Island as well. After taking some time to browse through his facebook page it seems evident he has gone well and far beyond batshit crazy. For the other readers: https://www.facebook.com/desmond.wanoa

  • amerikiwi

    No surprise that this guy sleeps in a single bed…. lol…

  • About 20 seconds into the rant was more than sufficient