A Silly First Name Compendium

seriously-wtf

Johnson’s Baby is running a Facebook post in order for people to share the “unique” name of their children. Which is the PC way of say Silly First Name Syndrome.

There is much hilarity to be had reading some of the names.

Here are some of them:  

Deegan, Stara, Manigha, Kiylah-Jayde, KiiZaya, Kalijah, Shyla, Rynae, Izy, Kelani, Koopah, Braxdyn, Kyan (boy), Cadence (girl), Kentin, Jdacea-Rei, Khelace Mystere, Lakyn, Iziyah, Akilah, Armani-June, Akilah-Storm…and on and on and on.

I’ll bet dollars to a knob of goat-poo that these kids are also likely to be recipients of the new food in schools programme.

Some of these kids are going to show up on the news too in short order, and not for good reason. It is really well known that Silly First Name Syndrome is dangerous.


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As much at home writing editorials as being the subject of them, Cam has won awards, including the Canon Media Award for his work on the Len Brown/Bevan Chuang story.  And when he’s not creating the news, he tends to be in it, with protagonists using the courts, media and social media to deliver financial as well as death threats.

They say that news is something that someone, somewhere, wants kept quiet.   Cam Slater doesn’t do quiet, and as a result he is a polarising, controversial but highly effective journalist that takes no prisoners.

He is fearless in his pursuit of a story.

Love him or loathe him.  But you can’t ignore him.

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