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  • Michael

    If only boobs dispensed beer…

  • Cadwallader

    Family Vacations: Australian Style!

  • Patrick

    Does the Dad shit his pants after his bottle – just like the baby does?

  • Rodger T

    9/10 blokes prefer to be bottle fed.

  • BJ

    Start life on the bottle – you stay on the bottle.

    • Start life on the boob….

      • Travis Poulson

        Dreams are free.

  • blokeintakapuna

    Like father, like son…

  • WayneO

    A bottle fed child! How long before the witches at La Leche comment on this?

  • Hazards001

    Fucking middlemen everywhere you look…middlemen!