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  • johnbronkhorst

    New ….Life size Barbie, accessories sold separately. Policeman doll available in stores soon!

  • blokeintakapuna

    Cougar meets Bobcat… And even with Manther directions, still can’t parallel park!

  • “Wait up,your looking a little top heavy”

  • richard.b

    You don’t need your headlights on during the day.

  • “I don’t care if you’ve heard that this is where all the gold diggers come…..move this thing on!”

  • cows4me

    Cop to blond, ” handicap parking over there”

    • Phill

      Cop to blonde, “How about a kiss then?”

  • unitedtribes

    Do you know what I do for a living

  • Lofty

    A quick flick of her wrist and instant deknackering!

  • Andy

    Chicks who dig cops who dig chicks with diggers

  • “Young woman, there’s no need to feel down.
    I said, young woman, pick me up off the ground…”
    “It’s fun to stay at the YMCA…”

  • I think it is best you try parking again, over by those 3 spaces that are next to each other.

  • Sarrs

    ‘She got dumps like a truck, truck truck.Guys like what, what, what’

    The great word smith, Sisqo

  • Lofty

    The cop stopped this woman for exceeding the posted speed limit. He asked her name.
    She said, “I’m Mrs. Chadivaler Zuminskagia Ragretumunga from the Republic of Uzbetikan visiting my daughter in
    Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu.” As she finished speaking the cop paused for a moment and then put away his summons book and pen, and said, “Well… OK… but don’t let me catch you speeding again.”

  • Agent BallSack

    Youre the one that want, get of your bobcat, ooh ooh ooh

  • OT Richter

    Nice front end… loader

  • Lofty

    Cop: “Did I just see you swallow something?”
    lady: “Yep, that was my birth control pill,”
    Cop: “Birth control pill?”
    Ladie: “Yep, when I saw your light, I knew I was screwed!”

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Barbie, I told you to go home and stop following me

  • steve and monique

    A pink bobcat! FFS

  • Random66

    “Barbie, you’re driving while disqualified, park over there and we’ll discuss your options. You’re over 18, right?”

  • tarkwin

    “Lady you’re lucky this isn’t Wanganui.”

  • Justsayn

    Cop: Now get down here and unzip my fly.
    Blond: Not the breathalyzer again!