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  • kehua

    HAHAHA, where do you find these ?

  • thor42


    • Teletubby

      Damn, ya beat me to it!

  • blokeintakapuna

    Get ya junk in ma trunk… And I’ll never forget you…

  • Michaels

    Later, not infront of my husband

  • Carletta Macdonald

    You’re barking up the the wrong tree….you won’t find nuts up there!

  • PlanetOrphan

    That’s the last time I wear “Musq de elephant” , best worn between the legs they said!

  • While cute junior causes a distraction, his accomplice stealthily lifts valuables from bags and back pockets.

  • Random66

    ‘Does this thing suck or blow?’

  • Someone has been here before?

  • blokeintakapuna

    She’s got enlarged averies alright… It’s definitely seen a cockatoo before…

    • Enlarged aviaries? lol

    • Beowulf

      Now that her ovaries have become aviaries, I’m feeling a box of birds.

  • cows4me

    Mum told me these things had nuts between their legs, I’ve been tricked again.

  • Harroputza

    Argh! Get it out! Wait, put it back in!

  • Tom

    I’d want to put my trunk in there too

  • Magoo

    Mr. Snuffleuffigus has just realised that after all that time trying to get out, he’s going to spend the rest of his life trying to get back in again.

  • Chris Fleming

    Zoo installs all natural security scanner.

  • dumbshit

    ahhh, kentucky fried on the menu today

  • steve and monique

    Hmm no nuts.

  • BR

    Calm down. It will be legal soon.


  • Jurgs

    Um lady, I said, sometimes in the elephant enclosure you have to DUCK the trunk…