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  • RightOfGenghis

    Lennies high density housing with security on all floors…

    • sheppy

      You beat me to it!

  • High_Tory

    Due to the lack of dildos gays in the military have taken to using missiles

  • redeye

    The navy forced to use their imagination to treat a bout of constipation during a laxative shortage.

  • kohibruce

    SAM strike force compromised by human intervention.

  • RightNow

    Armed Forces do Celebrity Squares

  • defence budget cuts result in workplace occupations

  • Defence Contractors’ attempts to put “a human face” to their product proved less successful than hoped.

  • rouppe

    “Left a bit…. a bit more…. Up a touch… FIRE!”

  • coventry

    AirNZ tests new low cost domestic service.

  • grumpy

    Reminds me of an old Vietnam War joke.
    This Yank goes up to an Aussie artillery unit and starts bragging about how up market their guns are, the Aussie says “that’s nothing, the Kiwis have guns that are belt fed!”
    The Yank can’t believe that, so the Aussie takes him over to see his Kiwi mate Rangi. “Hey, Rangi, I’ve bought this Yank over to look at your belt fed guns”
    Rangi says, “Too late, they’re onsolete, now we’ve got ones that fire two wooden rounds, then a live one”
    Yank askes “What use is that?” and Rangi replies “Well, we line up an enemy pill box door, fire the first two and they go …knock….knock…, the ‘Cong open the door to see who’s there and in comes the live one!”

  • Ian

    Still room for Shearer and Norman.

  • Justsayn

    And this is why they call the missile the system the “Peacekeeper”

  • Finally, a use for liberals (and the most dangerous weapon known to man. Fucks up entire countries).

  • BJ

    “We’re only testing it for the Labour caucus launch”

  • The last of the Green party.

  • PlanetOrphan

    NZ Navy demonstrates it’s new “Line of Site” rocket launching system.

    • Hazards001


      • PlanetOrphan

        atomic typo, Blood drinking, Hematoma Hernia brained, maggot boy.

        • Hazards001


  • Bunswalla

    Due to budget constraints the Navy will fire human torpedoes who will shout “BOOM!” just before landing on the target.

  • Ronnie Chow

    Suicide bombing war escalates due to shortage of warheads .

  • richard.b

    Is that Shearer in the top left corner?

  • DM

    Are you sure these suppositories will work?