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  • motorizer

    itching to play ball

  • motorizer

    getting OFF before you go ON

  • ThievingBastards

    Player red carded for hand contact with ball.

  • Steve R

    Im a real boy . uh no im not

  • bristol

    Bend it like Beckham.

  • The hand of god….

  • scratch and sniff?

  • if these crabs were legal size… I’d be rich!

  • Anyone for a game of pocket billiards?

  • Agent BallSack

    where Brazil nuts really come from..

  • Bunswalla

    Turkish delight?

  • johnbronkhorst

    The horrible thought, crossed the mind of Turkish football team’s bench. Losing is pushed by castration!

  • Now Beckham has retired, do I have what it takes to be the next Goldenballs. Yeah..nah

  • Nope. Vodafone reception is still shit in here as well.

  • fdfdfdsfdf

    Just playing with me “Shearer”

  • Tis_Me

    That’s funny!! They were in here last time i looked??

  • OT Richter

    Forgot my elephantitis pills again.

  • Whanga_Cynic

    Oh, so the number nine isn’t inches, then?

  • Those bloody are so teeth marks

  • richard.b

    Coach said he would pull me off at half time.
    Couldn’t wait so I did it myself.

  • thehawkreturns

    “Hey guys – you’ll never believe this. I’ve found Russel Norman’s brain”