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  • richard.b

    B Da B Da B Da ba Dats all folks!

  • Justsayn

    Another crackle dealer meats justice.

  • The 3 little pigs.

  • Josh Metcalfe

    They say there’s nothing worse than somebody turning against their own kind.

  • Justsayn

    Steve, it me, Lenny, I’m undercover mate.

    Save the porkies for the judge swine.

  • MrAuz1989

    On reflection, Porky realized that “Can I smell bacon, or is it just me?’ was not the wisest thing to say.

  • blokeintakapuna

    Calls me a pig she said…
    She’s going to dump me because I don’t bring home the bacon…
    Well – I’ve got news for her…

  • This little piggy went to….jail

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Piggie Sue getting arrested

  • cows4me

    “I got the bastard up to 98 and still it wouldn’t take off, guess pigs can’t fly”

  • steve and monique

    Miss Piggy arrested for indecent exposure.

  • bristol

    Sorry boys, got my zip caught again.

  • Betty Swallocks

    “We’re arresting you on suspicion of double porking.”

  • Ronnie Chow

    First married same-sex Police Unit chooses adoption by force .

  • Chad Chambers

    Hekia Parata finally arrested for dumping on teachers.