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  • CJA

    Flawless Victory!

  • spollyike

    You may have dropped your keys down there Sir, but i dropped my kids!

  • MrAuz1989

    “Sorry Trev, I’m afraid its true…..your career has gone from the gutter to right down the drain……”

  • “I can accept ‘doggied’. But I’m unsure about being ‘ducked'”

  • Liberty

    Duckman looking for his leader

  • attempt at ‘duck fart’ misunderstood.

  • blokeintakapuna

    Well that’s just grate! I’ll look into it, but ducky, no matter how much you want it – I can’t make the rain come back….
    He was grateful for the quack looking into his sore back…

  • Rusty B

    “What’s up duck?”

  • Mangi Nambis

    Fuck a Duck hey, who the bitch now. Take that

  • Whanga_Cynic

    Green supporter helping duckie to look for the Green jobs Wussell pwomised

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Should I “duck” you or not?!?!

  • “Who controls Labour Party strategy?”

    “Mallard, MALLARD!!!”

  • cows4me

    Mallard and his mate search for the Liarbore caucus.

  • johnbronkhorst

    Hey, don’t look at me! I just took a dump and it turned into a politician, Now I’m standing in it!!! Think I’ll call it mallard!!!