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  • johnbronkhorst

    (in David Attenboroughs voice).
    “Here we the 3 most engaged members at the last labour party conference.”

  • Travis Poulson

    World Premiere of Michael Moore’s latest movie

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Wake us when Sheep finishes his policy announcement…

  • meow

    Even the front row is safe when a NZ comedian is on stage at the NZ Comedy Festival.

  • MrAuz1989

    Meanwhile, at the annual “Stay awake until Len Brown gives a straight answer” competition, the first semi final is underway…….

  • Sidey

    Keeping Winston’s seat in the House warm while he whips out for a new bottle of Cold Duck.

  • cows4me

    Gayguy over does the leg opener.