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  • Michael

    Rob Muldoon, reincarnated.

  • MarcWills

    So? It’s still bigger than his.

  • Stephen

    “Bugger”

  • Patrick

    Live at the Red Rocket Launching……..

  • kehua

    ” I remember when………”

  • williamabong

    I may be ugly but at least i can get half a bar in public and not get locked up,

  • richard.b

    The Clarkbeast does have a pennis!

  • Ronnie Chow

    Rodney sure misses those overseas jaunts…

  • Ronnie Chow

    Winston regrets sending all Asians out of NZ.

  • Simo

    Trevor Mallard reminisces…..

    • Hipkins

      Mallard after Lusk has his way with him

  • dumbshit

    I can spit a long way

  • steve and monique

    Dont care what you humans think, Helen Kelly’s hot.

    • dumbshit

      is that where the saying, a bit of the hair off the dog that bit you, comes from

    • Simo

      Yep, Helen has a dark urgency and hell has a lonely beating heart

  • Rockfield

    Looks and acts more like Matthew Ridge …
    R.

  • Dr Wang

    I’ll need a bigger lippy for these ju ju lips..

  • Lopsy

    Hangin’ out with a couple of me buddies, and some dudes in nerdy white sneakers.

  • johnbronkhorst

    Just like russell norman he can dribble equally out of both sides of his mouth.

  • kiwiinAus

    Girls like pink.

  • I think I know what it is, if I can remember what it was for, but I can’t remember, oh well

  • bristol

    Let’s face it, a bone is a bone, is a bone!

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