Dear Mr Songer…


The text, just by itself, in the next image (for the hard of seeing)



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  • Heh; that’s gold! I must file that tactic away for future reference…

  • cows4me

    All class.

  • unitedtribes

    My wife had a red stamp made that just said “UNSATISFACTORY” Whenever we got a silly letter from Govt dept or who ever she just applied the stamp and sent it back.
    Worked really well

    • TomTom

      I want.