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  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Hippie Norman demonstrates Greens’ new recycling policy……

  • dumbshit

    a reasonably good time was had by some

  • johnbronkhorst

    New, low cost, brain scan (just look through the ring tab) technology, trialed for the first time. With mixed results and minor side effects to the green party voting, volunteer.

  • TomTom

    Christ. Ick. Not the thing I want to see while drinking my first coffee.

    Also. I know this is retarded but I can’t decide whether it’s real or not…

    • Travis Poulson

      No its not real, special effects project.

  • tarkwin

    Happy Gilmores next drink.

  • Phar Lap

    Could this be Clint!,getting payback.

  • williamabong

    “As you now see Mr Gilmore we reopened the bar for you, the first one is on the house.”

  • 4077th

    This is what happens to cheeky waiters that deny you more plonk when clearly you have had enough!

  • Steve (North Shore)

    One eye is closed. Left eyed Labour wanker.
    Oh and the poof is missing his ring in the ear