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  • Rodger T

    New ACC regulations require this outfit to be worn at all times to prevent injury from accidents in and around the home and at work.

  • blokeintakapuna

    New bee keeper uniform requirements set by OSH, just a bit OTT…

  • teletubies reunion tour dates to follow

  • Imagine how long it takes that poor fucker to get dressed for work.

  • chris

    aaron gilmour off to work

  • Muzza

    Never quite understood that gear, surely if it’s a decent sized bomb you’d be no saver than if you were wearing a sparkly G-string and a feather boa

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Run – It is a Green….

  • GregM

    Imagine if you were busting for a pee wearing that lot.

  • richard.b

    Is this the watermelon suit that goes with Wussles new car from yesterday?

  • johnbronkhorst

    Mummy didn’t dress gareth (hughes) again…he’s put his raincoat on backwards.

  • kehua

    God Bless him, every time he goes to work he saves lives at the risk of losing his own. And yes, I am told they do literally piss+ themselves, generally after safely defusing complex devices. Really humourous huh.