Face of the day

“My assertion is you did leak the report”



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  • Rodger T

    Yesterdays Dinosaur.

  • OT Richter

    Tomorrow’s minister.

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      I agree.

      • rockape

        The closest he will get to minister is the one that puts him in the ground. We shouldnt have to wait too long for that.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Winnie the Poo won’t suddenly say something like this without some evidence…he must have been tipped off by somebody….

  • blokeintakapuna

    ..maybe if he climbed outta the wine box and off the soap box…

  • OT Richter

    Why would PD leak the report? Even if he had good reason, he is far too straight-laced to do so. Winnie is drumming up some drama to detract from the budget debate, and raise his own profile. Of course Shearer has chimed in with “yeah, what he said”.

  • williamabong

    What a sad, wrinkled, old crone, but what is great is the wig covering the lobotomy scars.

    • OT Richter

      No, covering the circumcision scars.

      • williamabong

        Sorry but it couldn’t be done, there is no end to the prick.

      • dumbshit

        he was born with no eyelids so the specialist asked if he was to be circumcised, they would stitch the offcut on for eyelids, consequently he has been cockeyed and forsighted ever-since

        • OT Richter

          and pissed.

  • Ronnie Chow

    New laser tai-moko does away with pigments .

  • johnbronkhorst

    Shit, the blade wash from the helicopter that he never road in, should did age him.

  • paddles83

    “My assertion is you did leak the report”

    Suggest he talks with Andrew Williams ……specialist on leaking ….but mainly council buildings and trees

    • Lofty

      Very good paddles. +2

  • tarkwin

    If you look up irrelevant in the dictionary you’ll see a similar picture.

  • richard.b

    Meanwhile, in other news, Pensioner from St Marys Bay swallows lemon and can’t remove sour look from face.

  • Patrick

    Looks like a 140 year old crocodile, pity someone doesn’t make handbags out of him.

  • Dave

    Remind what he has ever achieved for NZ, Yawn.

    • OT Richter

      Gold card. Thank him later.

  • tarkwin

    This is like watching one of those sad David Attenborough Nature programmes where the old alpha male realises it’s all over and slinks off to die. For god’s sake someone tell Winnie how it’s supposed to happen while he still has some dignity left.

  • GregM


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  • Mr_V4

    He’s .been studying the wineboxes again, the ones full of liquid.

  • Col

    Interesting tats he has on his face?
    he is like Shearer
    Show us the money Shearer.
    Winston show us the leak?

  • Col

    I just had another look at him, he looks like a dried up old Prune and full of shit.