Forget the gay onslaught, here is the MILF Army

Maurice Williamson was warned about the pending gay onslaught…he needn’t have worried…it is the MILF army he should really be concerned about.

As abbreviations go, the Moro Islamic Liberation Front’s has got to be among the most unfortunate.

But this didn’t stop members of the former Muslim rebel group from patrolling the jungles of the Philippines today ahead of the country’s contentious general elections. ¬†

MILF joins countless other organisations with unfortunate acronyms – such as BAAPS, the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons.

But despite the associations that may come with its abbreviated name, MILF is a deadly serious organisation.

MILF is a splinter group of Muslim rebels from the Moro National Liberation Front (MNLF) formed in the 1960s to achieve greater Bangsamoro autonomy in the southern Philippines.

It has used terrorist tactics to try and force greater independence on the region and declared a jihad against the government, its citizens and supporters.

MILF, which was officially formed in the 1980s, has also been linked to Al Qaeda and a bombing incident in Davao Airport in 2003.

In March 2007, the Philippine government offered to recognize the right of self-determination for the Moro people which it had never done in three decades of conflict.

But later that year in July, Islamic militants in Basilan in the southern Philippines killed 14 marines. MILF denied responsibility for the murders.

This delayed the start of the peace process but MILF and the Philippine government took the first tentative steps last year toward ending one of Asia’s longest-running insurgencies.

Both parties signed a preliminary peace pact with a roadmap to a final peace settlement expected by 2016.

 


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  • Justsayn

    Sometimes comedy just can’t match reality. Priceless.

    What’s their next tactic implant bombs, or as they call them at MILF central a suicide chest?

  • Andy

    is this the Judean People’s Front? Fuck off, this is the People’s Front of Judea.

  • Anyone from the blog volunteering for “embedded journalist” duty with the unit pictured?

  • tarkwin

    Best looking Moro Bar I’ve ever seen.

  • High_Tory

    Good on Cadbury’s for exporting to the Phillipines, moro is my favourite chocolate bar.

  • Saccharomyces

    Hmmm, perhaps there should be a weekly pic of a member of the MILF army?

    • Justsayn

      Ain’t that the truth.

      • Justsayn

        I mean, ain’t that the Truth? bloody punchuasian…

  • rockape

    Surprised at you cam, you know that that is not a belt fed weapon so the photo is up to the Heralds standard. Nice Tits tho

    • rockape

      Soory Cam, didnt notice the MG behind!

    • There is a rifle and a machine gun in the picture?

      • rockape

        Yeh see

  • thor42

    I’ll bet that ammo-belt feels cold against her nipples.

    Just sayin’………..

  • David Kinniburgh

    Cameron, you must have lead a sheltered life :-)
    From Wikipedia

    MILF, an acronym for “Mother/Mom/Mum I’d Like to Fuck”,
    is a colloquial term common in English and generally regarded as vulgar
    when spelled out. It denotes a sexually attractive female, usually
    several years older than the person using the term.

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