Green/Labour Love

After announcing their plans for economic sabotage masquerading as power policy, the beltway started chattering about how the supposed Green/Labour alternative can work together.

Don’t tell Shane Jones.

Just look at the body language of Shane Jones. He actually loathes the little Green twerp Gareth Hughes.

It will be interesting to see a Green/Labour government unfold, just for pure giggles.

The country might not like what they get though.


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  • sheppy

    All I did was share it online – #HeyClint that’s what you wanted me to say right?

    • Steve (North Shore)

      I just copied and pasted Clint – now how can I be in the shit?
      Gareth Dot Com

  • Lofty

    Oh Jesus…..God help us if this wee child makes the halls of power.
    Shane may well be a self confessed & proven wanker, but you can tell he has the measure of this little tosser.

  • In Vino Veritas

    What Huges should have said is “I’m a cool hipster and inner city trendy from Wellington who has never had to deal with real issues like drought, transport or having to run your own business, thats why I joined the Greens”.

    Shane Jones could have then punched him, Monty Python like, the nation would have cheered and TV1’s ratings would have gone through the roof.

    Oh, and as a footer: The Greens, the wankers choice since 1990.

    • Sponge

      Cool? Cool? For christs sake the hottest curry shit in the world is cooler than this rat faced little cunt.

  • Dave

    Final score, two rounds to Shane Jones, nil to the child. Nek minute, greens party leader threatens to lays charges of child abuse against Shane Jones.

  • The carbon tax in Australia has shown what happens when you get a Green tail wagging a Labour dog. For Christs sake dont let that happen to NZ!!!

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Why can’t you pay 10% extra on everything you consume to prevent global warming? Many suckers are ready to pay.

  • Troy

    Jones really didn’t want to be there at all… Hughes is a trumped up supercilious prick… for fuck’s NZ don’t vote Green – this is what you get…. geesh!

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Troy bro – 10% to 15% suckers are ready to vote the hippies….

      • justin

        SCS those 10 to 15% are coming right off Labours left.

  • cows4me

    Good on Jones, I have to admit he’s a better man then I, I would have smacked the little fucker, probably why I’ll never be a politician. As for their impending union, bring it on I’m picking it will be one of those quickie marriage’s with a lot of screaming and shouting.

  • Liberty

    The body language between Jones and the kid is saying.
    The coalition of losers is not going to last. Let along contest
    next year election.

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      You under estimate the baubles of office. The communist party of NZ knows their only chance of returning to power is sucking up to the hippies. So they will bend backwards to accommodate each other. Don’t you worry about it pal

      • Gazzaw

        Bend forwards would be more appropriate.

  • Mr_Blobby

    We will get the Government we vote for, the problem is that there is not much choice.

  • tarkwin

    Shane Jones has impressed me today. He took that hypocritical twerp to pieces. Could you imagine the damage Gareth could do representing New Zealand while taking orders from Greenpeace? And as for that bullshit about copyright bullying What planet is he on?

    • sheppy

      Sadly I don’t think the little boy noticed, maybe the greens shield of sanctimony protected him

  • Magoo

    The Boy Wonder and the Minister of Porn.

  • johnbronkhorst

    hughes would be the definition of a smarmy little wanker, who really believes he is better than everyone around him. Now, I don’t like shane jones, but given the choice of spending any time with either these two…jones gets my vote by a country mile.

  • maninblack

    I like shane jones.. he speaks so matter of factually.
    He is kinda like Tamihere in a way.

  • steve and monique

    Who’s the kid in daddies suit.

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Your environment minister in 2014.

      • steve and monique

        Well if the rest of his lot are as good as him,then the place is F##ked

  • ignore gareth. maybe he’ll go away.

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Yes, he is going towards the treasury benches.

      • johnbronkhorst

        The only way this little wanker would be good for the environment, is if we buried him in it!!! Him being full of shit, and all!

  • mike

    I’ve come to the conclusion that I don’t mind Shane Jones… OMG I actually like a Labour MP what is the world coming to? :-)

    • Bunswalla

      Steady on – there’s a big difference between not minding something and actually liking it!

  • Pissedoffyouth

    Fuck i hate that cunt

    • 4077th

      About as concise as it gets..nice work!

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Shane Jones is prob the best that Labour has, and yes the same type of person as JT.
    I like them and the Labour Party can only get better with nore like them.
    He plays with his dick maybe? Gareth does but he does not get caught – Greenpeace pays the porn bills

  • Rodger T

    The Greens and Labour have exceeded their quota of smarmy twats,if there isn`t an electoral law against this,there most certainly should be.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Wait until Shane Jones kneels before the all powerful Finance Minister and Deputy PM Hippy Norman. Gareth the carrot will be laughing his heart out bro.

  • 4077th

    Shane looked as comfortable as a boyscout at neverland

  • Shane looking at Gareth and saying “you little wanking rat” and Gareth looking at Shane and saying “you F^*&* big wanker, and you got away with it”