#HeyClint, don’t leave Gareth unsupervised


The utter drivel that comes from that manchild is astounding.

Wellington is “un-dead”.



They are not laughing with Gareth Clint, they are not laughing with him.



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  • all class. who would want children running the country..

  • If the whiners put as much effort into coming up with ideas for Wellington rather than complaining, this problem would be gone in a day.

  • “Hey Clint; are we pleased about this?”

    Says it all really…

  • unitedtribes

    Absolutely “Dead as a Do Do” Wellington

  • Michael

    IfcWellington gets out of denial it would realise that John Key is right – the large employers of skilled workers are fleeing Wellington. Without government, the city would be Palmerston North, but without the charm.

    The easy fix would be to move Government Departments out of the CBD (and Wellington) that will stop the high rents that shut out the private sector.

    • blokeintakapuna

      Move Parliament to Palmeston North?

      • Peej

        Revitalise Wellington, if that’s needed, by moving Palmy to Wellington!

      • mike

        We don’t want those numpty’s here!

    • AnonWgtn

      I was told that the alternative seat of Government in the event of a Wellington Catastrophe is Palmerston North, with facilities on permanent standby. Probably around the University.
      Sorry Jafas.

  • Ian

    JK is correct, Wellington has been living on a false economy of oversalaried, overstaffed government bureaucrats for too long. As one who operated a business in Wellington for many years, I finally moved out 10 years ago, and have done a lot better. Bureaucrats do not support local economies, they try and screw everything down; if dealing with them, it pays to get every detail in writing, and if possible, witnessed. Who would want to do business daily with these types . . . better further north.

  • Macca

    What kindy does Hughes go to for the rest of the week when he’s not acting like a little spanker in Parliament?!

    • Up and down the country, at your cost and mine Macca. He has a carbon footprint bigger than Ronald McDonald’s shoe.

      • blokeintakapuna

        And a leader about as credible as the shoe’s owner…

  • BJ

    This is indicative of the mentality of the opposition. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being childlike and engaging in fantasy in appropriate circumstances in ones life, but, childishness on the other hand, has no place whatsoever when an adult is required, like, in representing a political party that wants to be taken seriously.

  • Simo

    Lived in Wellington once in 1983..weather shit for 330 days in that year, revisited in 2009, still a dump but overrun with bogans and smelly greenies.They are welcome to this Southern Gulag…they want to spend $4billion+ on a new road into this sinking Mordor!

    • Bunswalla

      No Simo, they want to build a road OUT

    • johnbronkhorst

      Wasn’t Wellington (according to the met service) the city with most sunshine hours?
      Here’s one for you
      A guy fly’s into Auckland, he asks a kid at the Taxi stand….How long has it been raining? The kid replies….How the fuck would I know….I’m only 5.

      • Simo

        Does a daily 25knot north-westerly with a break in the showers count as as sunshine hour in Wellington?

        • johnbronkhorst

          I’m looking out the window right now……….Not a cloud in the sky, not a breath of wind!!!

          • Bunswalla

            True, but you’re in Perth

          • johnbronkhorst

            You pay for me to go to Perth and I’ll bring back any duty frees you want and pay for!!!

  • Sponge

    Vile little rat faced cunt.

  • johnbronkhorst

    Hey gareth………I see dead/ green people, walking around like regular folks!!!

    • blokeintakapuna

      “You know we can’t count your ghost signatures”

  • Patrick

    Just think this little rat faced twat could be Minister of Education in a future Labour/Greens/Mana/Maori/NZ First coalition

    • johnbronkhorst

      The fight with hipkins would be worth watching, but the result would be a disaster either way!!! The blind leading the stupid!!! Take your pick, which is which!!

  • Bunswalla

    Did you see Robertson on the news last night, says Wellington has great restaurants, arts, culture, scenery etc, what’s not to like about it?

    Some wag: “Lower Hutt!” Everyone pissed themselves.

    • johnbronkhorst

      As much as I would defend Wellington as having these things. The statement is hugely lessened when it is made by a liar like Robertson, who only said it because it was the opposite of what John Key said, as are all labour party public policy statements!!!

      • Ian

        That botty bandit fat faggit Robertson shows the depth of Labour, lower than a snake’s guts, and Hipkins is his homo mate.

        • AnonWgtn

          Wellington is the NZ home of the male homosexuals.
          Ask Robertson and his missus.

    • Dr Wang

      Bunswella….and I guess that’s why the Hutt is telling Wellington to stick its “supercity” amalgamation proposal when the Wellington Labour MP Grant Robertson wets himself at jokes like that.

      • Bunswalla

        Dr Wong – I have no opinion on the relative merits of Welly or the Hutt, just reporting what was said. To be fair, the timing of the comment was brilliant and everyone else laughed – Robertson just had a look that said “Fack, I’ve been made to look an idiot yet again”

  • johnbronkhorst

    Love the picture…nice to see a dad out with his daughter doing all those fun things…….brain eating contests etc!!!