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  • unsol

    I’m sure you could make the same point without the porn…..

    This is better (ugly duckling to a swan – Dove Commercial):

    Or the websites re celebs without make-up that show ‘hot’ often depends on how good your plastic surgeon is & how much of a face you put on.

  • WayneO

    I went to a titty bar once and then had the unfortunate experience of seeing one of the strippers a couple of days later in the cold light of day. Yikes.

    • Lion_ess

      What did you expect?

      • WayneO

        I expected an Amazonian goddess. Could also have been the drink.

        • Lion_ess

          They’re strippers for reason WayneO, most girls don’t strip for a living. Must have been the drink.

        • Lion_ess

          I worked in KingsCross as a Cashier for a bit Wayne, and it was tragic watching the street girls wander in with their “clients” seeking cash advances on the guy’s credit cards. This is standard procedure dude – they’re feeding a drug habit or some other habit – it’s just a financial transaction, nothing more. They don’t want to know you, they aren’t interesed in you, this is not a place to make friends – only transactions – on yours.

          • I have a wee laugh here when you say you worked for a bit, a bit of what.
            Just pulling your leg, cheers.

          • Lion_ess

            Cashier only dude at the Bourbon & Beefsteak Bar – the rest was not my scene. Cheers.

          • The old B & SB I know that place down by the fountain?

          • WayneO

            Who says I wanted to make friends? I just wanted to see tits!

        • XM16E1

          You had your beer goggles on.

    • That’s what happens when you drink too much, everything looks great lol

  • Pissedoffyouth

    Fucking hell meth addiction IS easy to cover up

  • GregM

    I wonder if she sounds like a flute on a windy day ?

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