Remembering what your mother taught you #FAIL

Doesn’t look like the gene pool has flowed down when it comes to the Preston’s.

Remember just the other week struggling actress Chelsie Preston Crayford? No? Not surprising really.

Chelsie Preston Crayford was the tool that got her tax-payer funded film-maker mum Gaylene Preston mum to take a photo allowing her to mock John Key with a sign “I’m with stupid”.


In yesterday’s Dom Post there’s a fluff piece (must be looking for more taxpayer funding) on Chelsie Preston Crayford’s mum Gaylene Preston talking about what her mum Tui told her. Famous words… “to listen to other points of view” and “treat other people as you would want to be treated yourself”. Tui was clearly the wise one.

Instead of listening to Tui’s wise words, you trick the PM into having a photo with your daughter holding a stupid sign.

How’s being a F**ken Hypocrite sound?

How would she like someone pretending to want a friendly pic pose with an arrowed photo saying “I make shit films at tax-payers expense?”



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  • williamabong

    She obviously didn’t see his sign “I’m with the unemployed actress “

    • sheppy

      Yep that’ll not help her employment prospects at all!
      Bet she’s more than happy to benefit from the knock on effects of the hobbit negotiated by Key and his ministers tho

      • williamabong

        Sadly this industry doesn’t seem to function like that, case in point Robyn Malcolm a talentless big mouth with a propensity to create problems within tyhe industry and the wider community, and yet she still finds work, go figure.
        Must be another of those industries that are like smoking dope, the harder you suck the higher you get.

  • maninblack

    fucking losers

  • Morgy

    The glasses are dead giveaway! Has she got long dangly earrings on too?

  • Harroputza

    I don’t even get why they did it in the first place. It’s not even funny. That’s the sort of shit even third formers don’t really find funny anymore.

    I’d be inclined to think she’s a pretty face with not much between the ears, except the problem with that theory is she’s not even really that pretty.

  • Mr_Blobby

    So that is what she is going to look like in 20 years.

  • williamabong

    The siliest thing about this childish act is JK is actually the sort of person to forgive and forget, in comparison with Clark who would have had the poor silly girl cleaning carpets with her tounge for months and then would have shoved her in front of the bus as a going away present.

    • johnbronkhorst

      Charged with sedition?

  • Patrick

    Talk about biting the hand that feeds you. Sign should have read “I am on the benefit” – taxpayer funded films, yeah right. That is just a welfare payment to Labour’s luvvies. You can see how much this bint appreciates the hard earned money the taxpayer gives her can’t you.

  • Who is the stupid one?
    What goes around comes around stupid bitch.

  • WayneO

    Classic response from JK. “From what I can see she had the sign pointing in the wrong direction.”

    Excellent response. Auntie Helen would have been rather more sinister in response.

  • unitedtribes

    And it was photo shopped in after the pic was taken

  • Hazards001

    Typical smarmy little toerag cow, like mother like daughter. Life on the bludge sucking on the tit of the nation. Then when the head of the nation does something nice like take the time out to have his photo taken with you Chelsie Preston Crayford how do you repay it?
    Not with a Thank You but with a childish photo shopped prank.

    Best you pop off to Maccers as well and ask for a job you brainless no talent loser!