Sex dead, says NZ Herald

How can people who only nights ago had tennis elbow from all the back slapping over their “Awards” continue to put out this sort of product?

Somehow, they are “the best” at it.




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  • Travis Poulson

    That explains everything. I was wondering where sex was last night. Died in a Tornado!

  • It’s true. Being pummeled by flying debris is a real turn-off

    • spollyike

      for some…

  • Mediaan

    Are they doing this deliberately because they reap publicity? After all, who mentions them ordinarily, these days.

  • Andy

    It’s that bloody Kiwi ikcent again

    • flashman

      Yes, I wonder if they were having six at the time.

  • Gives new meaning to the phrase “they’re fucked”.

  • Lofty

    I suppose it may well depend on age.


    Q. How do you know when you are getting old?
    A. When you start having dry dreams and wet farts.

    • spollyike

      Laughed out loud Lofty! Nice.

  • Bunswalla

    I thought it meant that some middle-aged people had a game of Twister, and one got a heart attack and died, which ruined the swingers’ evening they had planned for later.

  • spollyike

    Sex been dead at my house since the wife hit about 7 months.

    • Patrick

      Suggest you float the idea of a Swedish au pair……..

  • High_Tory

    A spelling error. I thought this story would be about why all journalists are married – because it’s the only way they get any sex – and perhaps the wife of one of them had past on.

  • TomTom

    Only an Australian could have written that headline.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    Sex aint dead at the Horrid. Far too much masturbating – can’t even check basic spelling – too busy