Sledging Gareth Hughes

Gareth Hughes needs to take lesson in social media from Judith Collins.

As a well-travelled Green MP who is resides in Wellington, you would think that he would be alert to his carbon footprint and the evils of climate change by swimming then walking to Christchurch.

24 hours after protesting against NZ’s fourth largest export worth $2bn each year, oil, you think he would be careful about travel and the stench of hypocrisy. 

But no, not Gareth ‘Bongo’ Hughes who needs to read up on the definition of irony


Sledging Gareth


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  • spollyike

    Fucking Marxist Cunts!

    Fucking Hypocrites!

  • blokeintakapuna

    Gareth really needs a witty come back to all this sledging…

    Hey Clint!…

    • Whanga_Cynic


  • johnbronkhorst

    Come on guy’s you must understand how the green’s mind works.
    Each plane ride is offset against carbon credits, as follows.
    1 protest + 1 hour of speeches against the evils of drilling for oil. Is equivalent to a return trip to the UK or some equivalent in air miles….so he still has about 19 round trips to Christchurch left.

    • Tom

      Like hail marys?

  • Harroputza

    Hey, Clint, how many pohutukawas do we have to plant to offset this?

    • Dave

      Fuck all – Pohutukawas take years to get established, plant Pines in the background, quick and green, with natives in front for aesthetics. But what would the Greens know bout that, yup, Fuck all.

      • Harroputza

        But if we plant them on the cliffs of Paritai Drive, then they will grow up and obstruct the views of the rich pricks, and then they won’t be able to cut them down because they’re native trees. Damn, it feels good to be an environmental gangster.

    • Steve (North Shore)

      Plant a Green is a better idea

  • grumpy
    • johnbronkhorst

      Yes very good

    • tarkwin

      would go over Gareth’s head, he can’t tell shit from clay.

  • You wonder what side of the F**&ing brain he is using.
    If they did what they say, his new woven jute shirt and shoes would look nice.
    Wonder if he is wearing Chinese made under pant? because he is full of crap.

  • tarkwin

    Typical Greens. If we do it it’s fine, if somebody else does it it’s wrong. How can these wankers justify what they say? All they care about is their ideology, they don’t even have the brains to differentiate between right and wrong. The end justifies the means and anyone who disagrees is evil.

  • Justsayn

    Greens travel by hot air balloon, and release enough of it naturally to be carbon neutral.

  • flashman

    I was sent to a conference in Aus on carbon footprinting. I said yeah, I don’t have to fly there. I could sail in a yacht quite happily if you give me a week off (each way) to do it. The real irony was, I learned the organisation’s single biggest carbon emitter by far was international long-haul plane travel. Are they going to curtail all those senior staff flying around the globe? Are they hell.

  • boristhefrog

    Sanctimonious little shit.

  • BJ

    In Gareth Thomas Llewelyn Hughe’s vast experience of real life he has studied religion, history and politics and worked for Greenpeace – so I guess that qualifies him for knowing something about religion,history and politics and not much about anything else at all.

    • Alloytoo

      Are you sure he passed history, his knowledge of the failed Soviet economics seems……lacking.

    • Gazzaw

      He studied the worship of UFOs which probably explains a lot about what planet he’s on.

    • axeman

      What do you expect from someone who dresses (and gets arrested) as Ronald McDon­ald while sit­ting on a 140k+ salary after grad­u­at­ing work­ing as a hos­pital porter.

  • Lion_ess

    This lot should be ridiculed right off the public tit, as the pack of f**king wankers they are. Hey Clint# can you put your hand up my arse again and make me talk.

  • Peter Garrett, ex Midnight Oil front man, when a Australian Labor trougher once addressed a environmental protest/ rally by saying he felt “embarrassed as hell” for having driven to the rally. The simple answer would be “Don’t be embarrassed, just walk”.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Nasty Tories – Wait until Gareth Carrot Hughes floats around in ministerial limousine as the Minister for Environment!!

    • Dave

      That will be an environmental limo SCS, powered by all his Hot Air, geez it will be fast!!

    • Steve (North Shore)

      Mini Al Whore!

  • GregM

    All we ever hear from this tosspot is endless, meaningless slogans. Doesn’t he have a mind of his own? Oh wait…Hey Clint ?

    • WayneO

      That is so true. All he ever does is speak in rehearsed lines. Not a genuine thought between those ears.

  • Kiwikea

    You don’t get it. It’s do as they order you to, not as they do.

  • Richard McGrath

    Gareth probably thinks irony is the art of smoothing the wrinkles out of clothes with a hot, flat, metallic or ceramic plate.

    • or, like his look alike and intellectual equal Mr S Baldrick Esq, he probably thinks irony is like goldy or brassy except its made of iron

    • blokeintakapuna

      yep – irony is the opposite to wrinkly

  • layoutman

    My question is what wrong with a skype video talk – you can interact pretty dam well with video conferences – and considering a university has high speed interweb.

    For a ‘green’ organization’ (or disorganization) I do wonder why its taken them so long to embrace a technology plan that means they can all stay at home in their self-sufficient lifestyles, stay off the roads,trains and planes all together. IF they are serious about being truly green then I challenge them to their next annual conference via skype or teleconference.

    • wiltinpenis

      Don’t be silly, conferences are really all about the after hours networking. Oh wait… net..working

    • tarkwin

      Would you want to stay home in a solar powered cave eating mung beans and doing boring green things, or would you rather be hitting the turps in a flash hotel far away and not have to pay? You can’t be a Green if you aren’t a hypocrite.

    • MarcWills

      He would have to set up his own “Koru” club in his “Lounge”. Just think of his poor wife and family with him at home all day telling them to go easy on the heating and lights guys. And, use that candle for heating my dinner dear – it’s so green, and candlemaking creates another 1000 or so of those green job vacancies we need to fill.

  • Agent BallSack

    Gareth Fucking Hughes is a sanctimonious cunt!

  • Sponge

    What a hypocritical, vile, rat faced little shit he is.

  • Travis Poulson

    And as usual when someone gets one up on him he clams up and goes silent. They just keep getting back into a corner and exposed as hypocrites by the own beliefs and policies.

  • Troy

    These toxic Green’s they’re such dumbfucks. Do they really use transport that requires no petroleum and thus pollutes the atmosphere with Carbon Monoxide? Do they really sit at home and not use electricity nor even candles that produce fumes, or do they go to bed at sundown to rise at sunset? None of the above – which means simply they are a pack of fucking hypocrites, the conclusion being that they are less than trustworthy to be in a govt coalition let alone be an MP (and a list one at that). Time to shut them down. Will the MSM ever do this? Nope because they are a pack of softcocks. Time to lift the lid on the Greens and track each MP and publicise each and every action they carry out that proves they are hypocrites. If we start on this now, it could contribute to less of them getting into parliament next election.

  • philbest

    What about the contradiction in alarmism over BOTH “peak oil” AND fossil-fuel CO2 emissions? Surely if you believe in both, you can relax, the one is the answer to the other.