The first WOBH ticket has been issued

Before

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And after

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Awesome job!

Let’s get some more tickets out there people.

 


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  • Whafe

    Absolute Gold, great work…..

  • I hope the driver was getting a KBs Pie. KB’s Edgeware are awesome.

    • Mike D

      The driver was in Bailies bar when I issued the ticket. I watched him go out to see what the piece of paper on his windscreen was but did not move the vehicle. He came back into the bar laughing!

      • Awesome response. He’ll probably be reading this later today, so, “Hi”.

  • unitedtribes

    This guy needs a medal. He allowed room so his door didn’t hit the next car and he made a great left hander to miss that dog

  • out2lunch

    This chump should drive a nissan micra, which is probably more suited to their parking abilities.

    • unsol

      I KNOW right – so wrong that he can be driving something so cool & yet drive like a moron.

      • Dave

        Nothing cool about that Unsol, no doubt it handles like a very old bedford truck, and uses twice as much fuel as Cows4Me’s tractor

        • unsol

          It’s a dodge isn’t it? No way hosea, they are cool. I like utes. Handling & fuel efficiency – not the reason you buy them (hence why we sold ours)! :-)

          • GregM

            Yep it’s cool. Cummins engine too ( wee badge by the indicator)

        • Mr_Blobby

          1. They drive like a tractor and 2. Does cows own a tractor?

  • Steve (North Shore)

    They drive like a pig and Cows4me prob uses one as a tractor.
    Overated piece of shit but hey it’s American shit

  • Mr_V4

    Chill out, theres hardly a lack of parking in Chch at the moment.

  • williamabong

    BCSD – Big Car Small Dick.

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