The standards are no different in Hamilton



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  • Justsayn

    Hamilton has standards?

    • Michael

      Yes, the same exacting standards as every other prick in the country ;0)

  • richard.b

    To be fair, more often then not customers don’t put their trolleys in the trolley park, but just push them in the general direction.

    • Saccharomyces

      In which case why not take the park to the left?

  • cows4me

    Probably a tourist from Dorkland.

    • Justsayn

      Hardly likely, but I suppose someone might have become lost trying to take the by-pass… imagine the fear in their eyes as they stopped to seek help… hope they asked for directions to huntly rather than anywhere real.