Tweets, memes and other Aaron Gilmore black humour

I’m not the only one to have gotten busy with Photoshop.  Here are a few more that have come in via the Tipline.  Gilmore is a dead duck.  Problem is, he’s the only one in the whole country who doesn’t know it yet.

Hurry up boy.  Time for your own Walk of Shame.

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  • Andy

    “Aaron, our thoughts are with you. Stay strong and know that New Zealand is coming together behind the people of Christchurch.”

    http://www.whaleoil.co.nz/2011/02/an-email-from-aaron-gilmore-eqnz/

    How times change

    • Travis Poulson

      Yes, he broke the no dickheads rule.

      • Hazards001

        Snivelling little cock! fuck him. Maybe this will encourage Key to spend some serious time looking at our electoral laws…especially regarding scum bag list MP’s. That loophole should now be closed for all time and it should be referred to as the Kopu Horan Gilmore law!

        If you’re a list MP you are there at the will of the party. If the party feels you do not meet it’s expectations it should be legally allowed to remove said scumba….errr list MP and replace with the next person on the list. Don’t want that to happen? Win a seat!

    • Travis Poulson

      Yes they do, he broke the no dickheads rule.

  • The phrase isn’t my creation, but I’ll repeat it here anyway; Gilmore is hoist by his own fucktard…

    • Andy

      I’m surprised “fucktard” got through the phone autocorrect. Maybe he’ll blame it on that.

      • Travis Poulson

        He’s probably used it so much the phone has learnt his habits and left it as is.

        Having said that Andrew Riches should have at least mocked him a little bit for “batman”. Guess he’s a bit more of a polite man that I :)

        • Andy

          It takes a certain commitment to type in an 8 letter abusive term about someone else other then the recipient into a text message, so maybe you are right

    • Bunswalla

      That’s gold

  • Travis Poulson

    He’s going down in a blaze of glo….. neck deep in a hole of his own shit. Farewell, hope you enjoyed your short stay in politics, and remember when you go to your new job that being smarter than everyone else is only a figment of your imagination.

  • 4077th

    Aaron, George Thorogood and the destroyers have some words of wisdom for you..

    • Travis Poulson

      I already know which song that is without clicking

      • 4077th

        Sound advise I took many years ago…the song link is for the uneducated among us Trav.

        • Travis Poulson

          heh, no I’d just guessed which one it was, the obvious lyrics popped into my head instantly as soon as you said George Thorogood.

          • Bunswalla

            I’m picking Get a haircut, and get a real job

      • Hazards001

        same

    • Rodger T
  • Travis Poulson

    here’s another I made

  • RightOfGenghis

    But why are the Greens and Labour so quiet on this!

    • Travis Poulson

      They want him to stay.

      • Steve (North Shore)

        Just like we want Shearer to stay, simple realy

        • Travis Poulson

          I..I…I…I…er…er..err….er…err..um…um..um..er…err….I…um…yes exactly.

        • Travis Poulson

          On that note I am really looking forward to the political debates come the next election, Key is far too quick witted for mumbleguts to cope with.

  • Bunswalla

    How does Gilmore’s missus call him for his tea?

    Dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner, Batman!

  • BJ

    Although its a horrible reference, Gilmore did not call the waiter a F…tard he was in what he could expect to be a private text conversation and made a reference thats all.

    • Teletubby

      BJ do you have personal stake in this you should declare to give your comments context? Your defence of Gilmore is very dogged

      • BJ

        No, no stake whatsoever. But I smell a rat and it feels like an opportunity has been taken to screw this guy over by forces other than the opposition or the media. I’m just saying putting the texts together with statements by Gilmore adds up to him being consistent with events as he remembers them. If my pointing this out is not helpful to some groups agenda – they should be honest enough to say so.

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