Advice for Labour

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Some sound advice for Labour with the coming spring.



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  • Josh Metcalfe

    I thought the Shearer would’ve after seeing what not doing it did to old Goof, but he ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed.

    • Josh Metcalfe

      Oh you mean roll Shearer, I thought it meant clear the caucus.

  • Agent BallSack

    IT’s not going to make any difference if they do get rid of him. They’ll still have the same factions that despise each other in Labour as when they did prior to Shearer being installed as the figurehead leader. If anything replacing him will lead to outright civil war within the party.

    • maninblack

      i agree- people still wont vote for some other looser touting crap policies.

    • Chris

      Hope so.

  • maninblack

    Leave him in there. I am happy with his performance.

  • JeffDaRef

    “Keep Calm and…ah fuck it, we concede 2014”

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    You lot will be disappointed after Sunday 6:00 PM news on TV1 and TV3…..

    • Another poll, is it?

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        Yes sir.Sheep rises from dust…

        • He better be. If that one goes even lower, we’ll have a side-show on our hands nobody wants right now. Like comedy, politics is all about timing.

  • DoomAndGloom

    No no no…please don’t, I am so keen to hear DS in a live debate, it will be hilarious.

  • AngryTory

    Why should Labour panic? All their policies are being implemented by the current government. Shearer would make a fine deputy PM to Key, Parker would probably do a better job in finance than English ever managed…

    We’ve had Hellens policies for the last 15 years, so steady as you go!