Budget Labour fundraising

If you can’t afford the hundreds of dollars per seat to listen to a wizard have a chat, you can always buy a second hand Communist Manifesto, along with Fisk, et al.

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  • johnbronkhorst

    and tomorrow …… it’s a cake stall!!

    • In Vino Veritas

      Nah, they’ll be selling chocolates shortly. But they’ll be too late, schools have been out in force over the last month, so the market will be saturated.

      • johnbronkhorst

        No…there can NEVER be too much chocolate!

        • In Vino Veritas

          Excellent. When my daughters are looking to sell boxes of the stuff, I know where to call!!

    • blokeintakapuna

      Fruit cakes by fruit cakes…

      • Dave

        Where “fruit meets Loop” Classic mr JK

    • Dave

      Now they are 50% owned by the Greens, in the Mixed Ownership model, the cake stall is for Mung Bean cup cakes and home grown herbs. Turei is providing recipes from her political past.

      • blokeintakapuna

        Probably the most cleaver thing they’ve ever thought of! Have Turei’s entrepreneurial herbs in the cakes… punters can’t get enough of them… and they sell out of the snarlers on the BBQ also!
        Yeah… nahh – they wouldn’t risk breaking the law – so would probably use synthetic’s as an alternative!

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      Socialist Cindy is baking!

      • Steve (North Shore)

        cooking*

  • motorizer

    Thats cute. The classy party. Maybe the are selling all the crappy books that won’t be needed when national standards kicks ok.

  • James

    Are they selling their assets now?

    • richard.b

      Only the first 49 pages, and only if you persent your NZ passport. If you are Chinese, forget it.

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      If you consider Socialist Cindy and Sue Moron as their assets….

      • Hazards001

        I’m sure Socialist Cindy could find a willing buyer for her assets. Aunty Helen might object though.

        • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

          I can see you starting the bid :-)

          • Dave

            Doubt it SCS, glossy on the outside, hollow on the inside, not really worth bidding for.

          • Hazards001

            One dollar if you throw in the duct tape for sealing the yap!

          • Hazards001

            Naw…fuck it…can’t afford it…AUCTIONEER? I’d like to withdraw my bid!

          • Dave

            Good on you Hazards, initial purchase would be cheap like an old Lada. But, Caveat Emptor, the non stop squawking, glare from the incisors and extremely high maintenance, would be horrendous!

          • Hazards001

            Laffffffffffffffffffffffffn

  • tarkwin

    Just imagine some of the titles on sale at this circus. Mind you there might be a few originals signed by Helen herself or perhaps some second hand mags from Shane Jones – they may be a little hard to open but well worth the effort.

    • johnbronkhorst

      They certainly won’t be selling their large print copy of “Bumper sticker quotes by Marx”……After all where are they going to get their policy statements and speech writing material from?

      • tarkwin

        You never know John, you might be able to pick up an early copy of pravda or maybe The Stranded’s Greatest hits – also known as the worlds shortest book.

        • IWantToBeLikeMallardOneDay

          Maybe they will have a copy of Bob Jones’s book about the achievements of the 3rd (?) labour government which has no print on the pages? If this mob get in he’ll have to put out a new one, but with fewer pages.

  • JeffDaRef

    They’ll have to sell a lot of books to pay for their promises…

  • 4077th

    For Sale..(Unwanted Gifts)… George Orwell’s Animal Farm. 33 copies left.

  • Ronnie Chow

    Fringe market it definitely is , full of crap . I hear Mallard’s used panty collection will be on sale, along with Helen Kelly’s used microphones , Little’s entire collection of hammers and sickles and Shearer’s speech therapy tapes .

    • rockape

      Any good videos going?

      • tarkwin

        I’m sure we can find something for you in the Jones collection, be warned some of these videos have done more miles than Helen Kelly.

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        The type Shane Porno Jones watches??

    • IWantToBeLikeMallardOneDay

      Maybe Trevor can sell some rugby tickets…

  • Sthn.Jeff

    Do the Watermelon MP’s still Tithe part of their Salary to the Green Party?? Maybe that;s what Labour should do. I would love to see Trevor having to give over some of his not so hard earned wedge!

  • Doug

    These second hand books will probably be stamped the Property of ———- School and will be a donation of old Library books donated by the Teachers Union. Selling of our Books for the benefit of Labour.

  • Harry B’Stard

    Its mainly comics and colouring books – for their supporters

    • blokeintakapuna

      … and a few glossy magazines with some pages somehow stuck together… for the thugs on the picket line to occupy their minds with…

    • 4077th

      Politics for dummies!

      • Dave

        They cant sell that 4077th, they are still trying to understand it.

  • TheWhiskeyShow

    This photo looks like they may have been postered on the Wellington council controlled poster bollards which are run by Phantom billstickers. As a member of a local band who pays handsomely for my posters to be stuck on these bollards, advertising our shows.. I find it a little on the nose that Labour think they can use this space. Fucking downright rude if you ask me.

    • Steve (North Shore)

      I was just going to make a similar comment Whiskey Man.
      The Labour Party are totaly ignorant and just plaster their shit anywhere they like

  • IWantToBeLikeMallardOneDay

    You can buy Chris Trotter’s books for 50 cents a pop.

  • Dave

    Surprised they can sell books, when did the wank and vile labour party members learn to read, i thought NZ’s education system had failed all of them?

  • Sarrs

    You have to wonder if Labour’s dire financial situation is in anyway a spin off from The Owl’s efforts to ensure unions follow appropriate financial reporting guidelines when filing their accounts with the registrar of incorporated societies.

    • rockape

      Yes a bit of daylight is wonderful for dirty laundry.

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Photos with Socialist Cindy smiling!! Only $5, come on guys….

    • CJA

      You’d go blind mate if the the sun shone directly on her teeth while she was smiling SCS.

      • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

        Oh no!!!! where are my sunglasses now….

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Pay $10 and Sheep will sing songs on request….

    • Dave

      Or to take a Bob Jones line, if I pay twice will he shut up for two days, might invest a couple of grand in that!!

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Signed (by somebody else) photographs of Communist Dictator Hehlen Klarke for sale….only 10 cents!!! Come on get it….

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Discounted KFC vouchers on sale…used in 2005 election,,,only 50 cents each…

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Sue Moron takes “Signature Classes” – how to sign any petition twice….one hour session for $20, beneficiaries at a discounted rate of $10….queue up….

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Here is a question for Tories to answer….Labour is going to sleep walk to victory…why even bother with fund raising?

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