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  • Colin Price

    The kid likes to stick around

  • Michael

    Now stay!

  • johnbronkhorst

    Baby sitting 101………..D-

  • IWantToBeLikeMallardOneDay

    Gisborne’s Maori parents of the year demonstrate how to keep a child from going out and breaking into cars.

  • Patrick

    A tank of water with a live electrical cable in it at his feet would be the ultimate deterrent – don’t move or else….

  • bristol

    Proposed Greens/Labour Party policy to prevent parents sending their kids to Charter Schools.

  • Lopsy

    Dad, I need to pee…

  • Travis Poulson

    “dad said he was going to tape while I jumped, I thought it was a bit funny he didn’t have a camera”

  • Ronnie Chow

    Johnny , if you don’t shut up I’m going to tape your mouth shut .

  • MrAuz1989

    “David Benson Pope denied reports he was looking at returning to teaching……”

  • Lopsy

    David Shearer in a response to a question by some National backbencher…