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  • SteveWrathall

    High demand for Labour offer of election day transport

  • richard.b

    i said “you put their back legs in your gum boot!”

  • Rex Widerstrom

    “Quick, one of us call Halle Berry…”

    (contemporary movie reference)

  • Col

    Shearer taking his mates home after being for a beer, Noddy Norman, Lying Pete, Hone Full of Shit.
    Shearer will give them a quick shave and throw them out to take care of themselves.

  • kehua

    The Mad Butcher , Manawatu style.

    • Travis Poulson

      You just can’t beat the Mad Butchers meat!

      Sorry, damn jingle has stuck in my head.

      • johnbronkhorst

        Is that a carnivorous reference or a sexual one?

        • Travis Poulson

          Can’t answer that, I’ve always wondered myself.

      • kehua

        We are fortunate and eat home grown.

  • dumbshit

    bro’s got some woolly pigs

  • Rodger T

    A Palmerston North limo?

  • metalnwood

    We have had the gay ute’s all over whale oil now we have the poor mans ewet

  • johnbronkhorst

    Westie takes his girl friends to the drive in?

  • Time For Accountability

    Rainbow faction of labour caught trying to sneak in drive in movie without paying.

  • cows4me

    The Melons launch a new business venture, a home delivery, high end, escort service.

  • Dumrse

    Fuck ewe Len, I’m not being rammed into your Romney train set (or your Marino one for that matter).

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Labour caucus meeting…….

  • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

    Anybody noticed they are not real sheep? The only sheep that matters is….

  • bristol

    Green’s last gasp effort to raise more signatures for “Keep our Assets Signathon.”

  • MrAuz1989

    “Everyone out….we’re here……….!’
    “After ewe…………”

  • steve and monique

    Threesome anyone.Only in Southland.

    • Time For Accountability

      Especially in Tuatapere

  • fozzie2

    the combined talents of the ‘whale army are on full display today …..

  • Time For Accountability

    Sheep dumps full mouth merino flock from shadow cabinet.

    Moira takes sulking merino’s to sale yards to try and auction them off the raise funds.

    Sheep buys fresh party faces from saleyards. Moira admits party out of funds after $24.32 spent on purchase.