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  • thehawkreturns

    “Thanks for the handbag Mommie”

    • 4077th

      It will hold a number of small hands before it’s full!

  • cows4me

    “can I take it home, please…………….it won’t eat much, I’ll take it for a walk everyday, please……………..”

  • MrAuz1989

    “Gillard and Rudd, ……the early years”

  • Andy111A

    My new baby brother

  • steve and monique

    Safer then a stingray Dad.

  • Whanga_Cynic

    “I can use it as a training partner in the pool”

  • sandynobb

    Taniwha are adorable.

  • Agent BallSack

    The last known picture of Madeleine McCann

  • Betty Swallocks

    “Move those vegetable cutlets over, this fucker’s going back on the BBQ now before it runs away again.”

  • Robo dude

    Gators in schools program will cut down on the number of children arriving to school hungry…

  • bristol

    Cookery class kid brings wrong scales.

  • Nechtan

    “I just got me first pet gator, Yea ah!!”

  • Patrick

    I’ll have a crocodile sandwidch & make it snappy

  • trisha

    A young Paris Hilton and her first Gucci shoe leather contributor.

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