Face of the day

“Something is rotten in the state of New Zealand politics,” – Socialist Workers Party Green Party MP Russel Norman

Well he got that part right….

 

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  • motorizer

    The face of communism in new zealand. (Direct from australia)

    • Morrissey

      Kind of a stupid comment. You must be feeling as harassed and pressured as the Prime Minister.

      • motorizer

        eww… YOURS is!

        • Morrissey

          Really? Simply asserting something is enough, I see. Very well, my friend, carry on.

          • Travis Poulson

            Why not? it’s alright for Winston. Look at what he said this week.

          • motorizer

            under privilege the bastard. two days in a row. i tell you what, if half the people who voted for him even KNEW what parliamentary privilege was…… good god on the one hand we have a bunch of YOUNG uninformed dickheads voting for the GREEN(horn) party and on the other hand we have a bunch of OLD uninformed dick heads voting for NZ FIRST!!!

          • motorizer

            deep breath nige…. they know not what they do.(or vote for)

          • Travis Poulson

            Trouble is most of his voters have dementia. That has been evident on talkback in the last week. They all still think he is the messiah because of the gold card.

          • Morrissey

            WINSTON?!!???!??!? Oh my GOD!

            I thought he was dead.

          • Travis Poulson

            In many ways he is.

          • motorizer

            its is a well know fact.

      • Greg

        Amazes me why people don’t look behind the skirts of the greens, they ARE Communists its that simple.

  • GazzW

    The true smiling assassins?

    • johnbronkhorst

      Yes, given the chance they would assassinate ….New Zealand.

  • Michael

    A speech full of hate is not going to win you votes.

    • LabTested

      A Whiny speech full of hate is going to win you even less

      • Morrissey

        If Norman’s speech was “whiny”, how would you describe Key’s desperate personal attacks of Norman over the last few months?

        • Patrick

          Truth – cold hard truth

          • Morrissey

            Good on you, Patrick. I envy you your absolute faith.

        • Bunswalla

          I’d describe them as far from desperate, accurate, and hilarious.

        • LabTested

          Russel Norman has a slightly high pitched voice. When he complains (or someone steals his flag) his voice raises an octave. So in many cases, he comes across as Whiny, even though he may not be intending to.

          I’m sure it could be sorted out with voice coaching, but that would probably be un-PC in the Green Party

  • Troy

    Anytime soon these two will smack a great big juicy kiss upon each other and gaily prance into the green meadows to celebrate their joining union together…. fairy land? Maybe not, but it might as well be if these two fuckwits end up running the country.

  • Greg

    How does Russel know about Muldoon he’s a dumb aussie, oh well if Key is like Muldoon he would certainly put the communist prick in his place. Go Rob

    • LabTested

      WTF sort of attack was that on Key. Muldoon was last PM 29 years ago. Most people under 40 probably don’t have a clue who he is. So Norman’s attack would have gone woosh & all they would have heard was a whining Australian being negative once again

      • flashman

        You’re right, and lots of older people didn’t live in NZ at the time and won’t recall him either. Trouble is the Boomers who were here then, are still a huge voting bloc and he’s an emotive figure. Norman’s either very crafty or he’s lucky in hitting the right button.

    • Col

      Muldoon would have picked him up by his ass and threw him in the Compost, he was still in nappies, he fucking has no idea what Muldoon was like.

  • Tony V

    The thought of these two running our country terrifies me.

  • spollyike

    GO HOME COMMIE BASTARD!!

    • TomTom

      Add in an Australian flag and a Jetstar ticket?

      • Col

        and a tat on his arm with the words,” return to sender”

      • Greg

        No not jetstar he probably will be delayed……..

        • TomTom

          Perhaps the government should send some MPs on a fact finding mission to… erm… the border of China and Tajikstan to find out how the cross border trade affects NZ. Or something. Anything. As long as there’s no return tickets and a friendly welcoming party armed to the teeth and eager to host them permanently.

  • rhino3301

    Beavis and Butthead

  • GazzW

    A vote for Shearer is a vote for Norman.

    • Rodney

      Don’t knock him. Shearer as Labour leader means National as government.

  • Dumrse

    If I may……RNIAFC

  • manuka416

    They look like they’re about to go in for a pash!

  • Jimmie

    Pretty obvious who is big daddy in this photo

  • Col

    Was that you who farted David? its ok, that’s one carbon credit you can have free.
    oh thanks Russ.
    your place or mine?

  • Rodger T

    Tweedledim and Tweedledick, where`s the best place to put the re-education camps?
    Taking us back to Year Zero as fast as they can.

  • johnbronkhorst

    So what would Russell noman know about Robert Muldoon? He was only 8 yrs old when Muldoon came to power. He was only 17 and ineligible to vote when Muldoon left power…so what the fuck would he know?

    • johnbronkhorst

      Just a thought….norman was born, in the same year as MULDOON introduced the very currency that norman now wants to WASTE on his ridiculous socialist policies and of course print!

    • Travis Poulson

      Not only that, but he was an 8 year old in AUSTRALIA. I can’t imagine there’d be too many 8 year olds following politics at that time. let alone understand what it’s about. I wonder who’s been advising him.

  • Mr_V4

    All he needs now is a mirror.

  • Steve (North Shore)

    “You’re not gay are you?” “Nope, are you?” “Nope”
    “Well let’s kiss and make up and take this Country to the fucking cleaners”

  • Dumrse

    Vote David Shearer and you are a winner, but wait there’s more, you get Russell Norman as well. VOTE Labour and get your GREENS on the side.

  • Lion_ess

    Seriously, these photos of DusselShorman get creepier by the day. Honeymoon photos following the gay marriage.

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