Face of the day

Charles Saatchi could learn a valuable lesson on the end of a rope, it might give him a bit of perspective about how strangulation feels.

It’s still not ok.







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  • cows4me

    Bloody fool, what’s the man thinking, all that lovely food.

    • Bunswalla

      Completely wasted on him, apparently – he’s just as likely to have a bowl of cereal for dinner. A complete cock in all respects.

  • kehua

    Heard him on the ragio thismorning, sounds a right dawk.

  • Guest

    He claims it was a “playful tiff” – well in my house & in that of most where good, happy & healthy marriages exist, we don’t play like that. Even if we did it would be in the privacy of our own home.

    The man is clearly a bully at best, an abuser & worst.

    How is it someone so beautiful (and I mean without make-up etc – she is simply gorgeous) & talented can settle for an unattractive old crusty man who clearly treats women like crap.

    Sure anyone in a long relationship understands that sometimes things can get heated – but to grab/assault whether male or female is never OK.

    Being an adult is about having self-control. This man is proof that age is not always synonymous with the emotional maturity that is meant to come with adulthood.

    • Travis Poulson

      Those must have been tears of joy Nigella shed after the “playful tiff”. My mistake.

  • IWantToBeLikeMallardOneDay

    Terry Serepisos’s dad…

    • tarkwin

      Common mistake, she is in actual fact Peter Dunnes sister.