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  • OT Richter

    Ginga alert!

  • blokeintakapuna

    “Why do you want boys instead of girls?”
    Boys get lucky… girls get pregnant!

    But for now he should smile because 18 years of constant dependency is nothing compared to a lifetime of socialist liabilities and responsibilities… and why isn’t he working yet so the mum can get some time to herself already?

  • GazzW

    ‘Think’ bubbles…………………..

    DPB? Dole? Student loan? Life’s all about making tough choices.

    • Guest

      And a big sigh accompanied by some serious JD for those who pay for such choices :-)

  • Pissedoffyouth

    I’m a massive fan for a male pill – at least then I can trust the person taking it.

    No offence ladies, but I’ve got friends who wanted to break up with their partners, so the partner somehow “fell” pregnant even though on the pill.

    The conventional wisdom that all women, even the perfect woman, are batshit crazy has served me well

    • blokeintakapuna

      Yep – God has a brilliant sense of humour. Gives us males plenty of gorgeous, sexy female companions… but no instruction manual!
      Not that we’d read it – until problems arose, but just sayin’

    • Guest

      You’ve got a male pill – it’s called a condom.

      Sex comes with responsibilities. If you cant afford or don’t want to get pregnant then male or female you take all precautions necessary.

      The whole broken condom/1% pill thing not working is BS – if they fail or if you are unsure then you take the morning after pill. Pregnancy is a choice, not an accident.

      Too many girls have romantic notions about what being pregnant & being a mother is like & too many boys think with their dicks.

      Edit: the latter applies to those who hook up with manipulative women…..engage brain = better outcomes :-)

      • johnbronkhorst

        NO…There is a male pill……you put it in your shoe……..it makes you limp!!!
        SORRY…couldn’t resist!

    • Allan

      A wise man once told me (happened to be my gf at the times dad) “if its got tits or four wheel drive its going to give you trouble” – that advice has yet to fail me!

      • Lion_ess

        Reminds me of another one . . . “If it fucks, floats or flies, it’s cheaper to rent”

  • Euan Ross-Taylor

    Now that is being backed into a corner! She has her income for the next 20 years sorted.

    • williamabong

      Sadly it wont be the daywalker that pays, it’ll be you and me.

  • Muffin

    Can believe she rooted that soulless mutant.

  • GregM

    Holy shit that brought back some memories. I would say to him ” Your life is about to change more than you could ever imagine, make the most of it “

  • Never in the dark…..

    April Fool!!

  • johnbronkhorst

    Men are from Mars, women are from Venus?…moment! (boy and girl, in this case)
    Boy:….OH NO……..my life is over!!!
    Girl:….OH YES…….my life has just begun!!!!

  • Don’t see the problem, they’re married, right?

    • Sir Cullen’s Sidekick

      They are in Civil Union Duncan Bro(wn).

  • Agent BallSack

    Having his face chewed off is the least of his worries.

  • CJA

    Surely punching above his weight?

  • Steve (North Shore)

    “Little boy, your cock is going to be hard all day and there’s nothing you can do about it except run away”