Has Shane Jones taken up cycling? Is Trevor in Sweden?

Cyclists are road lice anyway…now some are resorting to degradation to get off on cycling.

Motorists beware, filthy masturbating cyclists on the prowl.

Swedish police are on the hunt for a man who likes bicycles a little too much.

Fed up that someone was slashing his tyres, cyclist Per Edstrom set up a camera outside his home and caught the bike molester red-handed.

Footage from Mr Edstrom’s camera shows a hooded man cutting open a tyre and then pleasuring himself as the tyre deflates.

Mr Edstrom told Swedish paper Kvällsposten: “My girlfriend finds it all a little concerning; you never know if he has checked her out in some way, and whether it is a picture of her he has in his hand when he is masturbating.

“This man is probably completely harmless, bicycles are just his thing. I am not scared of him, but mostly irritated over all the punctures I have had to fix.”

Police in the city of Osterlund believe Edstrom’s bike-lover could be linked to a series of similar crimes in the area five years ago.

Back then a 35-year-old man was arrested for allegedly slashing the tyres of 20 bikes and masturbating over their saddles.


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  • thor42

    So as the bike-tyre deflates, he “inflates”…..

  • williamabong

    Is “Tricky Trade Me Trev” not Labours go-to guy when it “comes” to all things cycling, as an added bonus he also has pedigree as a serial masturibator.

  • Rodger T

    Just when you think you have heard it all,the Swedes step up to the plate.

  • PBNZ

    “Cyclists are road lice anyway…” nice one Cam. What makes you say that? A bit of a kick in the nuts to the nice bike shop that supported your efforts to beat Trev in a bike race.

    • Ronnie Chow

      He ain’t the Dalai Lama , that’s for sure .

  • Troy

    Ah Master-bator Jones, seems many have not yet forgotten his hotel date with the DVD porn, quite how he thinks he can get any further up the greasy liabour party pole is perplexing.

  • RightOfGenghis

    It’s the seats you have to worry about. I once had to get one surgically removed after a long ride

    • Hazards001

      ummmm…TMI laffffffffffffffn

  • Mr_V4

    When I saw this on the news I just knew Whale would post the obvious suspect …

    • Hazards001

      You saw this on the news? Seriously? FFS it’s no wonder I don’t watch TV!

      • Mr_V4

        Saw a ‘news’ headline on a website would be a more accurate description.